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Gluten free

Diner: We don't eat dairy, eggs, meat, soy, gluten, or nuts. What do you recommend we get?
Waitress: Out.

Why aren't gluten free people mainstream?

The go against the grain.

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Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not i**....

When you go off gluten...

...you really go against the grain!

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What should you do if there's a glutenous d**... within you?

Exercise.

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.
"Exit stage right...."

gluten free whole wheat spaghetti

its inpastabowl

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