The Best 5 Glum Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Glum jokes. There are some glum man jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these glum lovingly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Glum Jokes and Puns

Two atoms are sitting at a bar...

...and the first atom is looking pretty glum.

"What's wrong?" asks the second atom.

"I thnk I lost an electron."

"My God!" said the second atom. "Are you sure?"

"Yes," said the first. "I'm positive."

A physicist is sitting in a bar looking glum...

...so the bartender asks him "Hey man, what's the matter?"

The physicist replies, "Everything."

One day, Hot Dog Bun Boy came home from school...

His mother saw him come in looking pretty glum and asked, "What's the matter Hot Dog Bun Boy? Did something happen?"

Hot Dog Bun Boy replied, "I was in my history class and it's so frustrating that there are no lessons at all about Hot Dog Buns like us! It's so unfair!"

The mother came up to Hot Dog Bun Boy and gave him a consoling hug. She then said, "I know son, it's not fair. But in the end, history is written by the wieners."

What's the difference between a depressed criminal and a cat cutting down a gumtree with a chainsaw?

One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling gum.

What do you call it when a glum man gets crushed to death?

Depressed.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the glum dejectedly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working glum week piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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