Glum Jokes
6 glum jokes and hilarious glum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about glum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Two atoms are sitting at a bar...
...and the first atom is looking pretty glum.
"What's wrong?" asks the second atom.
"I thnk I lost an electron."
"My God!" said the second atom. "Are you sure?"
"Yes," said the first. "I'm positive."
A physicist is sitting in a bar looking glum...
...so the bartender asks him "Hey man, what's the matter?"
The physicist replies, "Everything."
One day, Hot Dog Bun Boy came home from school...
His mother saw him come in looking pretty glum and asked, "What's the matter Hot Dog Bun Boy? Did something happen?"
Hot Dog Bun Boy replied, "I was in my history class and it's so frustrating that there are no lessons at all about Hot Dog Buns like us! It's so unfair!"
The mother came up to Hot Dog Bun Boy and gave him a consoling hug. She then said, "I know son, it's not fair. But in the end, history is written by the wieners."
What's the difference between a depressed criminal and a cat cutting down a gumtree with a chainsaw?
One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling gum.
Jesus is sitting in heaven looking glum, when St Paul says
"You've been down lately, come join me for yoga this afternoon, it'll improve your energy levels and perk you right up, Lord"
Jesus looks up, his expression remaining grim
"I'll pass, I've had bad experiences with Pilates"
What do you call it when a glum man gets crushed to death?
Depressed.
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