Following is our collection of merchandise humor and fasten one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Glued puns for adults, dirty velcro jokes or clean stuck gags for kids.
There is an abundance of reattached jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 20 funniest jokes on glued. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any glue witze you can hear about glued.
But that's his story, and he's sticking to it.
Man that thing brought back memories
It was very confusing.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Anyway that's his story and he is sticking to it
So I glued her buttcheeks together. Well I guess if you can't beat them, join them!
I read a thriller in Braille.
You can really feel the suspense.
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
I read a book about submarine construction.
It's riveting.
I'm reading a book about adhesives.
It has me glued to my seat .
I read a book on suicide.
It had me on the edge of my building.
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It brings back good memories.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat.
My mate told me that they are really expensive, so I've bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
I don't think he could pull it off very well
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was glued to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the three?
Peer pressure.
A glutamate.
Watching something else.
It's hands-down the best decision I've ever made
Cashews
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
He said, "Keep up the good work."
It's OK
Have you ever seen a fish stick?
Cheap Skates!
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.