The Best 7 Glows Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Glows jokes. There are some glows dasher jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these glows cupid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Glows Jokes and Puns

My friend was showing me his new golf ball.

He tells me, "This ball is amazing, you can't lose it. If it goes in the rough, it makes a beeping sound. It glows in the dark so you can find it when its getting dark. If it goes in the water, it will float and make its way back to the shore."

I said to him, "That's incredible, where did you get it?"

"Found it"

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **Vixen**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

(Found this one in an old joke book) What did the police officer say to the firefly?

Who glows there?

Pubic hair that glows in the dark

Is easier to get out of your teeth

Scientists have invented an alcohol that glows in the dark.

In other words, you can now get drunk and enlightened at the same time.


What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the glows recall jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working glows sparkle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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