Glow Jokes

What are some Glow jokes?

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces...

...her smile really lights up the room now.

Blonde Inventions

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

Submarine screen door

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

A dictionary index

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Water proof tea bags

Zero proof alcohol

Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

Do it yourself roadmap

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off …

… would it be de-lighted?

I bought one of those glow in the dark condoms...

You should have seen her face light up.

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

Boy: Turn off the lights

Girl: Okay..

Boy: Close the Curtains

Girl: Oh, okay..

Boy Get in the bed with me under the covers.

Girl: Okay..

Boy: Perfect! Now let me show you my glow in the dark watch.

Glow in the dark condoms

Why have glow in the dark condoms been invented?

-So gay guys can reenact lightsaber duels from Star Wars.

The best compliment.

Once at a party, the hostess paid me a nice compliment. You are a good-looking guy, she said. Honest! I've had only one shot of vodka. she said, looking at my bemused expression.

My glow was only slightly dimmed when my wife interjected, Imagine how great he'll look after two.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Why do tulips glow?

Because they come from bulbs.

(This is the only *dad* joke I know.)

Trump's Orange Glow

**Trump is a forward-thinking businessman.**

He denies global warming so in the future he can maintain his signature orange glow without incurring the cost to run his tanning bed.

What am I?

I am everything but the sun I am not
The radiance of my glow will not warm you up
My heat will not burn but will ruin your life
You cannot eat me but I am edible

What is Tim Tebow's favorite glow in the dark color?

Knee-on green

Everyone is freaking out about all these glasses that glow under a backlight...

... But my sheets have been glowing under backlights since I was 14

An actor walks into a bar

He says, "can I get some glow tape on this thing?"

Q. How many QA staff does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Bug reported: Lightbulb was glowing, and is no longer glowing.
Unable to make lightbulb glow to test.
Report closed, could not reproduce.

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