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152 glove jokes and hilarious glove puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about glove that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Thinking of making your friends laugh? Look no further than these hilarious glove jokes! This article features jokes about baseball gloves, oven gloves, driving gloves, fingerless gloves, glove boxes, glove puppets, ambidextrous gloves, and more. Whether puns about latex gloves or jokes about fitting "like a glove," this article has something for everyone!

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Funniest Glove Short Jokes

Short glove jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The glove humour may include short grip jokes also.

  1. What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
  2. They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else has clothes on.
  3. What did the handless boy get for Christmas? Gloves.
    Just kidding, he's still trying to open his present.
  4. What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!!!
    Just kidding, I'm actually not sure, they haven't opened it yet.
  5. Two guys are changing in a locker room, one is putting on lace knickers "Since when do you wear womens pants?"
    "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
  6. What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.
    Nah, I'm just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet.
  7. WARNING!! They said you only have to wear masks and gloves to go grocery shopping but they LIED! Apparently you have to wear clothes too.
  8. I got a new pair of gloves today but they're both 'lefts' Which, on the one hand, is great
  9. An amputee is taking part in a discussion on the effectiveness of gloves On one hand, they are good for cold weather.
    On the other, they don't really help.
  10. Me as a server in a restaurant: "Do you wanna box for the rest of this food?" Guest says yes, so I start to put on my gloves

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Glove One Liners

Which glove one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with glove? I can suggest the ones about gown and mittens.

  1. How do one-handed people put on gloves? They don't, they put on glove.
  2. I killed the glove industry With my bare hands
  3. Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves? On their...
    Dramatic Paws
  4. My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do. He didn't wear gloves.
  5. Why was oj simpson turned down for the role of Thanos? The glove didn't fit.
  6. One of my ancestors invented the glove Well, he had a hand in it
  7. What do you call gloves that only work sometimes? Intermittens.
  8. Hey! Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His pants fit like a glove
  9. The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper She was wearing massive gloves
  10. What do you call someone that occasionally likes gloves? Intermitten
  11. On the other hand.... I wear a glove. - Michael Jackson
  12. Why did the hand and the mitten get married? Because it was glove at first sight.
  13. What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out? Oven gloves.
  14. How did Michael Jackson get corona? He was only wearing one glove.
  15. "That dress fits you like a glove" "It sticks out in five places"

Like A Glove Jokes

Here is a list of funny like a glove jokes and even better like a glove puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I saw a 5 legged woman crying and I asked her why She said she could never get shoes to match. I tried to console her so I said at least your knickers fit like a glove
  • Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers...
  • Why do truck drivers like wearing finger-less gloves... They like to see their girlfriend in shorts
  • My girlfriend told me she enjoys celebrity impressions in bed, tonight I tried Jim Carrey Apparentley "Like a glove" is crossing the line
  • Did ya hear about the woman with five legs? Her knickers fitted her like a glove.
  • My brother pointed to his coffee table and said "those are my new gloves" He's always making off-hand remarks like that
  • I used to know a guy who had five legs. His pants fitted him like a glove.
  • I once had a friend with 5 legs... His pants fit like a glove.
  • My new underpants fit like a glove. It's a shame, I was kind of hoping they'd fit like underpants so I wouldn't have to wear them om my hand and get all these stares....
  • I never liked wearing condoms. We have a sort of glove-hate relationship.

Glove Box Jokes

Here is a list of funny glove box jokes and even better glove box puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I had a ford Fiesta once, then I left my prescription of Adderall in the glove box overnight, when I came out in the morning, I had a ford Focus.
  • What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? Gloves.
    Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
  • How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box
  • TIL that Princess Diana had a bad dandruff problem. Apparently they found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
  • Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died? Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
  • Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
  • Did you hear they confirmed Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
  • How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
  • Flloyd Mayweather was a born boxer. He's been wearing boxing gloves since before he could read.
  • How long, Tim? Tim turns around in the locker room, pants around his ankles, "How long what?"
    "Have you been wearing women's underwear?"
    "Ever since my wife found a pair in the glove box."
Glove joke, How long, Tim?

Baseball Glove Jokes

Here is a list of funny baseball glove jokes and even better baseball glove puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the baseball glove say to the baseball? Catch you later.
  • What did the baseball glove say to the player? "Nooooooooooooo!!!!!"
  • Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball? Because he caught everything bear handed!

Driving Glove Jokes

Here is a list of funny driving glove jokes and even better driving glove puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm crocheting some mittens for my daughter and the needlework is driving me mad. Oh well, it's a labour of glove.
Glove joke, I'm crocheting some mittens for my daughter and the needlework is driving me mad.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about glove can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of glove puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing Glove Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about glove you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sleeve jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make glove prank.

A teenager gets pulled over for speeding...

The cop says "License and Registration please."
As the teenager is grabbing it out of the glove compartment, the cop then says, "Ya know, I've been waiting for a s**... kid like you all day."
The teenager says, "Well officer, I got here as quick as I could."

Did you hear about the guy... [n**...?]

Did you hear about the guy with three p**...?
His pants fit him like a glove.

Why did the man with 5 d**... take his pants to the tailor?

So they'd fit like a glove.

Princess Diana had dandruff.

Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Man with 5 p**...

A man has 5 p**... and when one of his friends found out, they asked him "How do your pants fit?" The man responded, "Like a glove".

5 p**...

A man visits his doctor and tells him,
"You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 p**...!"
To which the doctor replies,
"5 p**...! How do your pants fit?"
"Like a glove!"

I met a guy with 5 p**......

His pants fit him like a glove.

I knew a guy who had 5 p**....

His pants fit like a glove.

The blonde policewoman

A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde for speeding. She asks the blonde, "Can I see your license please?" The blonde says "What's that?"
The policewoman says "Its a wee square thingy, it's got your picture on it."
The blonde rummages around in the glove box, and comes out with a compact mirror. "Is this it?" she says.
The policewoman looks at it and says "Yeah, that's it. Oh, sorry, if I'd known you were a policewoman, I wouldn't have stopped you."

It's a man with 5 d**....

His boxers fit like a glove.

How does a guy with five d**... wear his pants?

Like a glove

What did the guy with 5 p**... say?

"These pants fit like a glove"

Buddy saw me putting on women's l**... after we played racquetball...

He asked, "Cool, since when do you wear s**... women's leggings?"
And I told him, "Ever since my wife found them in the glove box."

I put $1 aside every time my girlfriend has s**... with me, and that's how much I'll spend for her birthday present

So far I'm getting one fancy-a**... glove.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Love is that really warm feeling that starts from the tips of your fingers and goes towards the bottom of your hand.

Oh no wait that's glove

Do you know the guy with 5 p**... ?

Condoms fit him like a glove.

What does a man with five d**... wear?

Pants that fit like a glove.

Two middle aged men went to the gym for a workout.

As they undressed beforehand, the first man was stunned to see the second wearing a corset beneath his shirt.
"Since when have you started wearing that?" asked the first man.
The second man replied "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

What did one hand say to the other?

"Help, I think I'm in glove".

A man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a problem, I have 5 p**..."

The doctor says "Woow, how do your pants fit?", he replies "like a glove"

There once was a guy with five d**.... How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

I'm going to name my son Glove

Being handy will come to him naturally

A cop pulls over a woman

The officer comes to the window of the car and asks the woman "Mam, do you have any weapons in the car?"
The woman replies "Well, I have a 12 gauge in the trunk, a smith and wesen in the glove compartment, a colt on my side, and a derenger strapped to my boot."
The officer says "My god woman, what are you afraid of?"
She says "Absolutely nothing."

We all know why

We all know why Michael Jackson only had one glove...

Did you hear about the guy who got pulled over?

The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...
He got charged with assault and battery

A man goes to a doctor one day and says...

"Doctor! Please, I need a solution. I have 5 d**...!"
"Well, that is astounding! Tell me, how do your pants feel?"
"Like a glove!"

There's a man living near me who has 5 p**....

Rumour has it his underwear fit him like a glove.

So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley

It was titled "One Glove"

My wife told me if I kept making puns about my dark yellow glove then she'd leave me.

I told her I could see where she was coming from, even I found it annoying I mustard mitt.

I work in a glove factory, stitching the different parts on. Recently I have been thinking that the guy before me in the production line...

He's always giving me the finger

My friend said he could tell a better glove pun than me.

But I'm not gauntlet that happen.

The glove gave up yesterday

He couldn't HANDle the situation

Did you hear about the man born with 5 d**...?

His pants fit like a glove.

"Hey five-p**... Charlie, how do your pants fit?"

"Like a glove"

A guy was once born with 5 p**...

His underwear fits him like a glove.

Why can't OJ use a c**...?

He just can't make the glove fit.

I once met a man with 5 p**.... I said "That must be rough"...and "how does your underwear fit?"

He said "Like a glove!"

How did we know about Princess Diana's Obsession with her hair?

They found Head and shoulders in the glove compartment of her car.

Did you hear about the man with 5 p**...' ?

His underware fits like a glove.

They say that Princess Diana gave her heart to the people.

They were wrong, the coroner found it in the glove compartment

BREAKING NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED A MAN WITH 5 p**...

So far the only thing they have been able to determine is that his pants fit like a glove.

Have you met the guy with 5 d**...?

His underwear fits like a glove.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your glove compartment?

Emmanuel.

I have a good friend who was born with 5 p**...

One day he went to the doctor for a check up. The doc said Well, you're still in perfect health but let me ask you, how in the world does your underwear fit?
Like a glove.

I don't know why my grandma got kicked out of Knitting club...

She only asked the others if they wanted to make glove

What did finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

Why did the hand covers become a couple?

Because they were in glove.

Have you heard of the man with 5 p**...?

They said his pants fit like a glove

Have you heard about the guy with 5 p**...?

His underwear fits like a glove.

Me and my girlfriend...

Were getting romantic in bed and she decided to give me a h**.... Before she started, she asked do you have protection? And I said yeah and, it'll fit like a glove

I told someone that I don't want to ever see him again

He just said: You're welcome." as he took off his mask and surgical glove.

When MichaelJackson was found hanging off the edge of his bed...

It took the paramedics 20 minutes before they realised he was dead. They thought he was looking for his other glove.

What does the proctologist sing after performing a prostate exam?

t**... glove.

Why did the tennis players only wear one glove?

Cause he had a bad mitten!

I once knew a guy with 5 p**....

The c**... fits like a glove

Did you hear about the man with 5 wieners?

I asked him how he put on a c**..., he said it fits like a glove

What's the difference between your mom and a boxing glove?

You can only fit one fist in a boxing glove.

Batman as a glove that can turn into a racket in mere seconds.

It's his BatMitten.

A man finds a luxurious fur glove

Trying to reach its owner, he posts an advertisement.
Attention! If you have lost a fur glove...
can you please give me the other one too?

Jacket pockets are just domesticated gloves

But nowadays if you try to wear a natural glove you get kicked out of the pet store.

How do pants fit on a man with 5 p**...?

Like a glove
-Gilbert Gottfried (shortened)

Glove joke, How do pants fit on a man with 5 p**...?

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