Glove Jokes

Funniest Glove Short Jokes

Short glove jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The glove humour may include short grip jokes also.

1. What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
2. They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else has clothes on.
3. Two guys are changing in a locker room, one is putting on lace knickers "Since when do you wear womens pants?"
   "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
4. WARNING!! They said you only have to wear masks and gloves to go grocery shopping but they LIED! Apparently you have to wear clothes too.
5. I got a new pair of gloves today but they're both 'lefts' Which, on the one hand, is great
6. An amputee is taking part in a discussion on the effectiveness of gloves On one hand, they are good for cold weather.
   On the other, they don't really help.
7. Me as a server in a restaurant: "Do you wanna box for the rest of this food?" Guest says yes, so I start to put on my gloves
8. I saw a 5 legged woman crying and I asked her why She said she could never get shoes to match. I tried to console her so I said at least your knickers fit like a glove
9. A man in a bra. A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, How long have you been wearing that bra? The friend replies, Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.
10. I recently came into a lot of money. The bank teller wasn't happy about having to use gloves.

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Glove One Liners

Which glove one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with glove? I can suggest the ones about gown and mittens.

1. How do one-handed people put on gloves? They don't, they put on glove.
2. Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves? On their...
   Dramatic Paws
3. My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do. He didn't wear gloves.
4. Why was oj simpson turned down for the role of Thanos? The glove didn't fit.
5. One of my ancestors invented the glove Well, he had a hand in it
6. What do you call gloves that only work sometimes? Intermittens.
7. Hey! Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His pants fit like a glove
8. The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper She was wearing massive gloves
9. What do you call someone that occasionally likes gloves? Intermitten
10. On the other hand.... I wear a glove. - Michael Jackson
11. Why did the hand and the mitten get married? Because it was glove at first sight.
12. What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out? Oven gloves.
13. How did Michael Jackson get corona? He was only wearing one glove.
14. "That dress fits you like a glove" "It sticks out in five places"
15. Did ya hear about the woman with five legs? Her knickers fitted her like a glove.

Like A Glove Jokes

Here is a list of funny like a glove jokes and even better like a glove puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers...
• My brother pointed to his coffee table and said "those are my new gloves" He's always making off-hand remarks like that
• I used to know a guy who had five legs. His pants fitted him like a glove.
• I once had a friend with 5 legs... His pants fit like a glove.
• My new underpants fit like a glove. It's a shame, I was kind of hoping they'd fit like underpants so I wouldn't have to wear them om my hand and get all these stares....
• I never liked wearing condoms. We have a sort of glove-hate relationship.

Glove Box Jokes

Here is a list of funny glove box jokes and even better glove box puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box
• Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died? Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
• How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
• Flloyd Mayweather was a born boxer. He's been wearing boxing gloves since before he could read.
• How long, Tim? Tim turns around in the locker room, pants around his ankles, "How long what?"
  "Have you been wearing women's underwear?"
  "Ever since my wife found a pair in the glove box."
• What's the difference between your mom and a boxing glove? You can only fit one fist in a boxing glove.

Baseball Glove Jokes

Here is a list of funny baseball glove jokes and even better baseball glove puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the baseball glove say to the baseball? Catch you later.
• What did the baseball glove say to the player? "Nooooooooooooo!!!!!"
• Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball? Because he caught everything bear handed!

Driving Glove Jokes

Here is a list of funny driving glove jokes and even better driving glove puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm crocheting some mittens for my daughter and the needlework is driving me mad. Oh well, it's a labour of glove.

Amusing Glove Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about glove you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sleeve jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make glove pranks.