Glorious Jokes
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Short glorious jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The glorious humour may include short magnificent jokes also.
- I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like! [Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.
- Even though we didn't get the glorious wall the president promised... We did get a massive cave.
- Below the southern border is a world of corruption and evil Good thing I live in North Korea, all praise our glorious leader
- Soviet joke In capitalism, man exploits man. In glorious Russia workers state, is other way around.
- I woke up with a glorious morning wood today But the kids woke up so nothing came out of it.
- Quentin Tarantino went fishing, and he almost landed a pretty good catch. Unfortunately, it got away because his footing was extremely bad. Seems he was slipping in glorious bass turds.
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Glorious One Liners
Which glorious one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with glorious? I can suggest the ones about majestic and glory.
- Kim Jung Un loves to read books, what does that make him? A glorious reader.
- Roses are red... Violets are glorious.
I wouldn't surprise
Oscar Pistorius. - Roses are red, violets are glorious Never sneak up,
On oscar pistorious - Roses are red Violets are Glorious Don't play hide and go seek
with Oscar Pistorius. - In celebration of this glorious day, I'd like to say My sandwich ain't gon' make itself
Witty Glorious Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about glorious you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fabulous jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make glorious pranks.
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A Russian and a Ukrainian go fishing together. They catch a talking goldfish, and she grants them 3 wishes if they let her go
The Russian says: we used my fishing rod, so I get first 2 wishes.
First: I want all the *insert some racial slurs* out of my glorious country.
Second: I want a big wall around Russia, nobody can cross.
Then ukrainian has a dialogue with the fish
- Is the wall done?
- Yes
- Is it strong and durable?
- Yes
- Nobody can climb it?
- Nobody
- And nobody but moscovites inside?
- Yes
- Great! Then fill it up with s**... up to the edges
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The Bacon tree
Two Mexican brothers are lost in the desert.
They're hungry and thirsty, and have been walking for miles on end.
Suddenly, Jose yells at his brother. "Brother! Do you smell that? It smells like bacon!"
He rushes ahead, and sure enough, over the next dune, he sees it. A bacon tree. Glorious strips of crispy bacon, glistening in the sun, waiting to be eaten.
Jose runs head long at the tree, just as his brother climbs the dune behind him. Suddenly two machine guns pop out of the bacon tree and cut him down!
He turns to his brother, and with his last breath he yells out
"Brother! Is not a Bacon Tree!"
"Is..."
"Is a..."
"Is a Hambush..."
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Interruption of the speech of Comrade Stalin
Stalin reads his report to the Party Congress. Suddenly someone sneezes.
"Who sneezed?" (Silence.)
"First row! On your feet! Shoot them!" (Applause.)
"Who sneezed?" (Silence.) "Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!" (Long, loud applause.)
"Who sneezed?" (Silence.) ...
A dejected voice in the back: "It was me" (Sobs.)
Stalin leans forward: "Bless you, comrade!"
Thanks to allrussias for glorious joke!
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Roses are red...
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't spend Valentine's,
With Oscar Pistorious
^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out
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A man is standing on the Red Square in Moscow with a banner: "Death to the b**... madman"
Promptly, the police appears. "What, are you against our glorious leader Vladimir Putin?". And so the police beats him up.
"Wait, stop! I was protesting against Zelensky - the b**... madman!" - the man shouts as he is being dragged into the police car.
"Shut up, you. We all know who the b**... madman is here".
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A Russian and a Ukrainian go fishing together. They catch a talking goldfish, and she grants them 3 wishes if they let her go
The Russian Says: We Used My Fishing Rod, So I Get First 2 Wishes.
First: I Want All The Capitalists Out Of My Glorious Country.
Second: I Want A Big Wall Around Russia, Nobody Can Cross.
Then Ukrainian Has A Dialogue With The Fish
- Is The Wall Done?
- Yes
- Is It Strong And Durable?
- Yes
- Nobody Can Climb It?
- Nobody
- And Nobody But Moscovites Inside?
- Yes
- Great! Then Fill It Up With s**... Up To The Edges
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Boris and Ivan are walking down the street in Leningrad
Boris: It is beautiful day in Soviet Russia! I am happy to live in glorious motherland!
Ivan: Nyet. *We* are happy to live in glorious motherland.
Boris: Blyat. My bad.
Ivan: Our bad.
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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?
One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion....
February 30, 2021
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We need a wall on our southern border to keep out the filthy, r**..., murdering savages
Keep the Yankees out of our glorious country!
We might be small and weak but at least we are actually a democracy!
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My sister keeps trying to get me to have s**... with her.
I keep refusing, but she's really incestant.
^(from a *GLORIOUS* typo spotted in AdviceAnimals. Couldn't resist.)
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To any of you Idiots still using condoms and afraid of getting a glorious STI, I ask you this.
Can **You** donate to a blood bank and s**... bank by jacking off?
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You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were s**... and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.
