Gloomy Jokes
8 gloomy jokes and hilarious gloomy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gloomy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you feeling down on a gloomy day? Let's brighten up your mood with these funny, yet slightly melancholy jokes that will make you laugh despite feeling despondent and drunken.
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What is a good gloomy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man comes to a carpet store and says:
- I need a rug.
- Why so gloomy, pal? Are going to wrap a body in it, eh?
- I need two rugs.
One evening when I was playing on my console..
One evening when I was playing on my console I noticed my girlfriend, who was sitting right next to me on the couch, looking all gloomy and sad.
Naturally I asked her what was wrong but she didn't answer.
So I turned of my console and she goes "why did you stop ?". I told her there's something much better than my console.
She looked really happy.
Until I turned on my PC.
What do you call a dirty puddle on a slab of cold concrete in dim, gloomy light?
A sunny day in Seattle.
It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees...
"I'm scared" said the little girl.
"You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
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On a cold night I walked into a bar in the Caribbean...
..I saw that the bar was filled with gloomy shivering sailors and one happy pirate. I went to order a jug or r**... and told the pirate that I could make him lose his smile and make all the others happy.
He replied that it's never going to happen.
So I took his wooden leg and threw it to the fireplace.
All the sailors were delighted and the pirate was hopping mad.
A man and a little girl walk into a forest...
...It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees.
"I'm scared" said the little girl.
"You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
An unnamed weatherman has reacted angrily to being sacked because he always gives gloomy forecasts.
No more mist and ice guy.
An Irishman visits the doctor and is told he is dying of cancer...
Old Seamus visits the doctor and is told he is dying of cancer and has only a few months to live. He calls his son and invites him to meet him at the pub where he delivers the sad news.
"But son," he says, "even on a gloomy occasion such as this one, 'tis our custom to drink to health and death alike, so let's raise a glass to the good times in our past and drown our sorrows about my impending demise."
The two of them make a fine night of it, matching each other pint for pint, and by midnight they're roaring drunk. Some of Seamus's friends see them drinking and toasting and come over to see what's going on.
"Well, lads," says Seamus, "'Tis a grand shame, but I'm sorry to say, I'm dying o' AIDS."
"But, Da! You dinna have AIDS - you have cancer! Why would you go and tell them a thing like that?"
"Because, son, I don't want those fellas sleeping with your mother when I'm gone!"
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