Glocks Jokes
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Comedy Glocks Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
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Donald Trump is being held hostage...
Guy 1: "Donald Trump is being held hostage by terrorists and they threaten to shoot him unless the US can come up with $5 billion in cash!"
Guy 2: "Oh my God, that's horrible! How much have people donated?"
Guy 1: "So far, 15 rifles, 20 machine guns, 16 shotguns, 8 revolvers, 76 BB guns, 18 Glocks, 15 magnums, 21 bobcats, and $12 million in bullets.
What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?
He Glocks in
When the bully takes your socks
So you pull out your glocks
Pittsburgh shooter Robert Bowers was arrested trying to sneak the pistols back into his gun cabinet.
At least he remembered to put the Glocks back.
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