Uproarious Glock Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
A black man walks into a gun store in Texas.
"I would like to see that glock on the display wall"
"I am sorry sir we are out of stock for those" replied the salesman.
"Ok, show me the one beside it, the rifle"
"We are out of those, as well"
Suspecting the salesman is a racist he goes to a lawyer.
When the lawyer, who is white, walks into the store and asks, "what have you got against b**......" when he is interrupted.
"Well we have handguns, rifles, shotguns..."
A Colt 1911 and a Glock walks into a bar...
The 1911 says to the Glock: "Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?"
The Glock says "You old idiot, you can only last 8 rounds!"
From a friend of mine who's a gun enthusiast.
Four blondes play Russian Roulette...
...with a glock.
Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert
There once was a man named Barack
Whose re-election came as a shock
He raised taxes I pay
And turned marriage gay
And now he's coming after your Glock
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who swallowed a Glock 18?
He calls it his inner piece
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a plate of bamboo…
When he's finished with his meal, he hops up onto the table, pulls out two Glock 45s and unloads both magazines, blasting everything in sight.
When the guns empty, he throws them down and starts walking towards the door. The bartender looks up from behind the bar and yells, Hey! What the h**..., man?
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling bear of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats bamboo shoots and leaves.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
What disease do police give black people?
Glock coma
Your daddy is so s**.....
that he played Russian roulette with a Glock p**...
My uncle died
He found it mind blowing that you can't play Russian roulette with a Glock
Asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She said, I'd like a p**.... Maybe a Glock?
She gave me a t-shirt with a target on it.
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Chuck Norris has a gun for breakfast...
...at ate a glock every morning.
What do Germans call a confession you give with a gun to your head?
A Glock and spiel
My dad smeared glue all over his u**..., and he say's his Glock is next. He can't be talked out of it.
He's sticking to his guns.
My music teacher gave a lecture about gun control the other day
It was a glock and spiel
They had to put my handgun under at the hospital
He's in a glock coma
Did you hear about the teacher who used a gun to silence her student?
She put a Glock in it!
Just heard a gun talk that was like music to my ears.
I am a s**... for the "Glock N' Spiel".
My dad is called Glock 19
Guess that makes me a son of a gun
Glockenspiel
Germanic efficiency brought to the game of Russian roulette.
