Following is our collection of funny Global jokes. There are some global epa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these global global warming puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
At any given moment:
FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex (i.e. right now);
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing;
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex;
FACT: A few less fortunate are reading emails & web postings;
You hang in there!
...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text.
...I hear global warming is a great icebreaker.
Global Warming...
Al-gore-ythms
because the isis melting.
She may have been a difficult person to deal with. But you always knew where you were with her.
Donald Trump, 2012.
Her: What do you do?
Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
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Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the Reindeer drowned.
Global Worming.
Which will come in handy considering his policies on global warming.
Interesting, just in time when all global tech giants are in the final stage of trials of their self-driving cars.
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
Global warming started.
It was the first time he pulled out of a working model.
Convince republicans that rising temperatures are turning people gay.
It slowed global warming and gave us all something to look up to
GLOBAL WARMING.
It's like there's a global conspiracy.
Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.
He's permanently surrounded by snowflakes.
Friend: ....
Me: Yeah, they're in Da Nile
I guess you can say the earth is flat.
using an Al-Gore-ithm
Because all I've heard is that C levels are rising.
Just a heads up though, nuclear winter is a bit chilly.
Its a really good icebreaker.
Be a lot cooler if you did
Alfred: "Some men just want to watch the world butn."
Anti-climatic
Too much Gore...
Global warming
Given how much she hates ICE and all.
It's a real icebreaker.
Day 50: Continuing with this process
Day 100: Still feeling okay
Day 2500: Now a global virus has arrived and others are doing what i do.
Boy, will that be anticlimatic!
I'm so thankful to McDonald's for this opportunity.
Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.
Like who wouldn't wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.
The ISIS melting.
It's a real icebreaker.
What covid is doing is just plaguerism.
Toast
This subreddit is the only place it's appropriate to say that.
Globally over 99% of asphalt is recycled. It is the second most recycled material in the world, after jokes on reddit
His campaign hinged on a song he made to promote the dangers of global warming. It was so popular it became a meme.
After a while, everyone was talking about Al Gore, and, sure enough he became President.
When asked on the News, "How do you think he won," two fallen YouTubers stated, "You can't beat the Al Gore Rhythm."
One has the ability to prevent disease, slow down and eventually stop a global pandemic, and has saved countless millions of lives.
The other is a giant hoax, made up by evil shit bags to control the global population.
Only Wuhan.
I believed in global warming before it was co... nevermind.
Because everytime someone graduates, the world increases by a degree.
Even a global pandemic doesn't want me.
He fired his crew, ran his ship aground, and built a small cabin for himself just a short walk from the beach. He enjoyed his quiet life until global warming turned his front yard into a swamp. He couldn't get down to the shore without struggling through muck and mud that was once his peaceful stroll. Finally, he realized only one solution was possible: he was going to have to plank the walk.
In response, the world banded together and quickly solved the problem through mutual cooperation and understanding
You mean after the global pandemic or before the war?
Unfortunately, none of them understood the question.
The American asked, what's a shortage?
The Saudi asked, what is wood?
The Chinese asked, what's an opinion?
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