The Best 29 Glob Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Glob jokes. There are some glob wrap jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these glob hottub puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Glob Jokes and Puns

I know global warming is bad

but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?

You are what you think you are

Her: What do you do?

Me: Global prosthetics distribution.

Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?

Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.

Global warming can reduce terrorism

because the isis melting.

Glob joke, Global warming can reduce terrorism

Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism?

The ISIS melting.

When someone says they don't believe in global warming

Be a lot cooler if you did

A Globe was walking down the street.....

It saw Central America crying on the curb.
The Globe asked, "Why are you crying?"
Central America sobbed, "Because....I will never get any snow!"
The Globe retorted, "Well, NOT with THAT latitude!"

Global warming is funny.

Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.

Glob joke, Global warming is funny.

What if this whole Global Warming thing doesn't happen?

Boy, will that be anticlimatic!

Did you know that global warming is making students do worse?

Because all I've heard is that C levels are rising.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Global Facts About Sex

At any given moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex (i.e. right now);

FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing;

FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex;

FACT: A few less fortunate are reading emails & web postings;

You hang in there!

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If global warming isn't real...

Then why did club penguin shut down?

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

what do global warming and Barack Obama have in common?

Trump likes to pretend they don't exist

How did i know for sure global warming was real?

On the day Trump got elected over 50 million snowflakes melted at once.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Glob joke, What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

Global warming is going to demand re-education of our tradesmen.

Already the glaziers are smelting.

I was a globe earther until...

I was a firm believer in the globe earth model until a life-changing event happened. What was that event? I got kicked by a horse in the head.

I'm like Global Warming…

No one takes me seriously.

Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves?

Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!

Have you seen the new globe they're making?

It's revolutionary

Once this whole "global warming thing" melts the ice caps

We're gonna have a canoe world order.

Global warming is caused by a growing mountain of carbon.

I just hope our children can climate.

Global warming is like herpes

More sex doesn't fix it

What do you call a gooey-fuckup?

Oh my glob

Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that menstruation is not a joke.


Global Warming is Melting Human Brains

For details tune to Fox News

How do we know global warming is fake?

Because the Earth is flat, not a globe!

Global warming is real. Last year in antarctica, a 17 mile long piece of ice broke off a glacier and dropped into the ocean.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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