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I know global warming is bad
but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
You are what you think you are
Her: What do you do?
Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.
Global warming can reduce terrorism
because the isis melting.
A global crisis broke out, affecting every nation and people of all kinds
In response, the world banded together and quickly solved the problem through mutual cooperation and understanding
Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism?
The ISIS melting.
Globally over 99% of asphalt is recycled. It is the second most recycled material in the world, after jokes on reddit
Globally over 99% of asphalt is recycled. It is the second most recycled material in the world, after jokes on reddit
I got a globe for my birthday.
It meant the world to me.
Global warming is funny.
Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.
A Globe was walking down the street.....
It saw Central America crying on the curb.
The Globe asked, "Why are you crying?"
Central America sobbed, "Because....I will never get any snow!"
The Globe retorted, "Well, NOT with THAT latitude!"
When someone says they don't believe in global warming
Be a lot cooler if you did
What if this whole Global Warming thing doesn't happen?
Boy, will that be anticlimatic!
Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
Did you know that global warming is making students do worse?
Because all I've heard is that C levels are rising.
Global Facts About s**...
At any given moment:
FACT: 79,000,000 people are having s**... (i.e. right now);
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing;
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having s**...;
FACT: A few less fortunate are reading emails & web postings;
You hang in there!
Global warming doesn't exist
This subreddit is the only place it's appropriate to say that.
Why is there global chip shortage?
Because it all went into vaccines.
What is globalization?
Question : What is globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was high on
Scottish whiskey, followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a
Canadian, using
Bill Gates' technology which he got from the
Japanese.
And you are probably reading this on
one of the IBM clones that use
Philippine-made chips, and
Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi
workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries
driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally
sold to you by a Chinese!
If global warming isn't real...
Then why did club penguin shut down?
Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?
The Harlem Shake
what do global warming and Barack Obama have in common?
Trump likes to pretend they don't exist
How did i know for sure global warming was real?
On the day Trump got elected over 50 million snowflakes melted at once.
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Glob One Liners
Which glob one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with glob? I can suggest the ones about gram and gran.
- What do you call a gooey-f**...? Oh my glob
