Witty Glitter Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
I tried to kill a spider with glitter spray...
Now it won't stop stripping and I have to call it cinnamon.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
What happens if you mix fiber pills with glitter pills?
Super Cullen Blow
The glitter b**... continues
UK Gang leader jailed for 16 years.
But if anyone deserved it Glitter did.
Garry Glitter gave me my first guitar lesson the other day
He showed me how to finger A minor
With this whole glitter beard trend...
If Abraham Lincoln were to participate. Wouldn't he be...
**Abraglam Lincoln!?**
Why did Gary Glitter never play major chords on his guitar?
Because he exclusively fingered minors.
Did you hear they cremated Zsa Zsa Gabor today?
All that was left was a pile of glitter.
What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Buzz from Toy Story?
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks in a room.
LPT jokes shower thought.
If somebody calls you gay, just reach into the secret stash of glitter in your pocket and while throwing it yell out...PROVE IT...And sashay away my friend sashay.
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What was Gary Glitter favourite type of cheese?
Baby bell
What's it called when you BeDazzle glitter onto BeDazzled rhinestones onto BeDazzled stars?
A Fibonacci sequins
I just quit my job sweeping up in a glitter factory
It was pretty rubbish.
The latest report from Mars indicates the presence of large ring structures of precious stones and a dusting of glitter almost everywhere
Apparently, efforts are underway to tiara-form the planet.
(I do apologize for this. I happen to hear someone pronounce this word rather frequently and this is what I keep imagining they are meaning. Along with some deposits of sass, pageantry and frills.)
Sawdust?
You mean man glitter?
There's a guy going around dipping his t**... in glitter
It's pretty nuts.
Apparently there is a new trend of mixing in glitter with m**......
I hear it's pretty dope....
I saw a girl pour glitter into an ice box...
It's pretty cool.
So there's this guy going around dipping his t**... in glitter
He's an investment banker at Goldman Sachs
My grandma made a sweater with glitter yarn
It was pretty knit
Have you heard about the guy dipping his t**... in glitter?
Its pretty nuts.
Did you hear about the guy who they caught in the craft store?
He was dipping his t**... in the glitter.
Pretty nuts!
A man was recently caught for breaking into craft stores and dipping his t**... in glitter.
It's pretty nuts.
As a man, I love Christmas season!
I *never* get questioned about having glitter anywhere on me
Did you hear on the news about the guy going to all of the craft stores in the area?
He was dipping his t**... in in glitter.
It was pretty nuts.
Your momma's so fat, last time she wore a glitter dress...
... the Hubble telescope thought it had discovered a new galaxy.
They found a guy in hobby lobby dipping his t**... in the glitter bins
One eye witness was quoted as saying "It was pretty nuts!"
Police have warned of a man in craft stores dipping his t**... in glitter.
It's pretty nuts.
What do you call a man who fires glitter out of his b**...?
A party p**...
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his t**... in glitter
It's pretty nuts
So I dipped my b**... in glitter
Pretty nuts
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his b**... into Glitter?
Pretty nuts if you ask me.
I just got escorted out of the crafts shop for dipping my b**... in the glitter...
Pretty nuts!
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his t**... in glitter?
Pretty nuts right?
A homeless guy was caught at a craft store dipping his b**... into a bag of glitter
It was pretty nuts.
They actually stopped manufacturing glitter in 1972
We just haven't gotten it out of everything yet.
A doctor fills a syringe with glitter and injects the patient.
"Whats that?" asks the patient.
The doctor replies "An esthetic."
What do you call a guy who fills his underwear with glitter?
Pretty nuts
Gary Glitter; Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile walk into a Irish bar and the bar man says: not yewtree again .
Boom boom.
You hear about the guy that dipped his b**... in glitter?
...pretty nuts
Anyone here about the guy who dipped his b**... in glitter?
Pretty nuts.
