Glisten Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Wife: You're shirtless?

(husband nods)

Wife: And covered in...oil?

-Well, you know how you always say I never glisten?

Wife: Listen. You never listen.

-Oh

Wife: You're shirtless?

Me: Yes


Wife: And also covered in.. oil?


Me: Well, you know how you always say I never glisten?


Wife: Listen! you never listen.


Me: Ohhh

My wife stared at me with mouth agape and stammered, You're shirtless and also covered in…oil?!

I exclaimed proudly, Well, you're always saying I never glisten!

She threw her arms up in the air and screamed disgustedly, ** Listen!!** You never **listen! **

My wife said to me, You're shirtless and also covered in… oil?

I said, Well, you're always saying I never glisten.


Listen! You never listen!

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