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46 glazed jokes and hilarious glazed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about glazed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh your way through a humorous glaze of jokes related to donuts and vitreous tiles. From panes to pies, we have the glazed jokes that will make you smile!

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Funniest Glazed Short Jokes

Short glazed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The glazed humour may include short baked jokes also.

  1. Do you know why donuts have a hole in them? Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed
  2. Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store I'll call it glazed and confused
  3. The Baker I know a guy who's a baker in the army. He goes into battle all buns glazing.
    Sorry sorry. Bad one.
  4. Eyes give everything away. A cop pulls over a guy. Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking? Gee, officer, the man says, Your eyes are awfully glazed-have you been eating doughnuts?
  5. Did you hear the one about the baker who dominated the pastry competition through determination and superior sugar content? He went in all buns glazing.
  6. How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? "Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"
  7. A cop pulled a man over and said, sir, your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking? The man replied, officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
  8. A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking?
    Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?
  9. What not to say to a cop If you get pulled over and the cop says "Your eyes look glazed over It is not wise to say "like your donuts?"
  10. In Scotland, they are so mean with money that every home has double glazing installed. So their kids can't hear the ice cream van

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Glazed One Liners

Which glazed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with glazed? I can suggest the ones about glued and laced.

  1. Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing.
  2. My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing.
  3. I was a baker when I was in the army. When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing.
  4. Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He just burst in there, buns glazing!
  5. What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed
  6. I just saw an amazing episode of Bake-Off! They went in with all buns glazing!
  7. What did the donuts do on their date? They glazed into each other's eyes
  8. What do, you call honey glazed chicken The birds and the bees
  9. Why did the feminist quit pottery? She got sick of the male glaze.
  10. What did the doughnut say to the cop? Don't glaze me, bro
  11. I like my women like I like my doughnuts black and glazed.
  12. How does a s**... bake his Christmas ham? 420°, glaze it.
  13. How do you cook a s**... ham? 420℉ Glaze it
    Ok I'm leaving
  14. So I'm making w**... donuts 420 glaze it, am I right?

Glazed Donut Jokes

Here is a list of funny glazed donut jokes and even better glazed donut puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Have you heard of the robbery at the donut store? I heard that the robbers left with buns glazing
  • As a kid I had a rare degenerative eye disease. Doctors couldn't help me so I got a second opinion from a donut. To this day I still have a glazed look in my eyes.
  • 69'd the wife then went to buy donuts after. The guy at the counter said he already knew what I wanted, so I asked how..... He said "You had 'glazed' all over your face. "
  • The other day I saw an event a local church was having at a dispensary where they were giving away donuts and spreading the Word of God They called it Glaze It, Blaze It, and Praise It
  • I was pulled over by a cop today He walked up and said "sir have you been drinking today? Your eyes look red". I replied back with "no sir but have you been eating donuts? Your eyes look glazed."
  • Friend of mine was shot at the bakery today, he is expected to make a full recovery. They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there.
  • "Your eyes look red." said the cop. "Have you been smoking w**...?" "Your eyes look glazed." I replied. "Have you been eating donuts?"
  • Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store I'll call it glazed and confused
  • i'm going to quit my job and open a donut shop that also sells w**... i'll call it 'glazed and confused'.
  • Cop: Your eyes look red. Have you been smoking p**...? Me: Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?
Glazed joke, Cop: Your eyes look red. Have you been smoking p**...?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about glazed can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of glazed puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Glazed Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about glazed you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean plastered jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make glazed prank.

Funniest joke of all time...according to Wikipedia...thought I share.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"[

Two hunters are out in the woods when one collapses...

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Hunting gone wrong

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do?
The operator says, Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.
There's a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, OK, now what?

The other day a Cop pulled me over...

After asking for my documentation he said, "your eyes seem a bit red, have you been doing drugs?" To which I replied, "well now sir your eyes seem a bit glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
We both laughed and laughed some more!
I need bail money!

Two hunters are in the woods when one falls to the ground

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other calls 911 and gasps "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard.
The hunter's voice comes back on the line "ok, now what?"

Two boys are camping in the woods when one of them collapses

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other boy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a brief silence when a sound like an axe hitting a watermelon is heard.
Back on the phone, the boy says, "OK, now what?

Two hunters joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says "OK, now what?"

Two hunters are out in the woods

...when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do?
The operator says, Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.
There's a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, OK, now what?

A Cop pulls over a man for speeding and asks him,

I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking
The man gets annoyed and says, Well Officer, I notice your eyes are glazed over, have you been eating donuts?

Two hunters are out in the woods.

When one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he's dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"

Hunting Gone Horribly Wrong

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do?
The operator says, Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.
There's a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, OK, now what?

So I got pulled over...

I was driving home from the bar and of course Sirens were wailing and showing red and blue.
I pulled over and the officer showed up to my window and shined a light in my eyes.
Sir you have been swerving and your eyes are red have you been drinking
Well, your eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts?!
We laughed and laughed!!!
Yeah, I need bail money........

Dumb r**......

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do?
The operator says, Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.
There's a brief silence, followed by a loud gunshot. He get's back on the phone and says, Okay, now what?

Glazed joke, Dumb r**......

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