Glazed Donut Jokes

Funniest Glazed Donut Short Jokes

Short glazed donut jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The glazed donut humour may include short donuts jokes also.

1. Do you know why donuts have a hole in them? Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed
2. Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store I'll call it glazed and confused
3. A cop pulled a man over and said, sir, your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking? The man replied, officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
4. What not to say to a cop If you get pulled over and the cop says "Your eyes look glazed over It is not wise to say "like your donuts?"
5. As a kid I had a rare degenerative eye disease. Doctors couldn't help me so I got a second opinion from a donut. To this day I still have a glazed look in my eyes.
6. 69'd the wife then went to buy donuts after. The guy at the counter said he already knew what I wanted, so I asked how..... He said "You had 'glazed' all over your face. "
7. The other day I saw an event a local church was having at a dispensary where they were giving away donuts and spreading the Word of God They called it Glaze It, Blaze It, and Praise It
8. Friend of mine was shot at the bakery today, he is expected to make a full recovery. They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there.

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Glazed Donut One Liners

Which glazed donut one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with glazed donut? I can suggest the ones about doughnuts and donut shop.

1. What did the donuts do on their date? They glazed into each other's eyes
2. So I'm making w**... donuts 420 glaze it, am I right?

Glazed Donut Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about glazed donut you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dunkin donuts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make glazed donut pranks.