Glass Ceiling Jokes
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Funniest Glass Ceiling Short Jokes
Short glass ceiling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The glass ceiling humour may include short ceiling jokes also.
- I don't get why women keep complaining about this "glass ceiling" Where I work we have this cool glass floor, though.
- Poor Hillary Clinton... I haven't seen someone hit a glass ceiling this hard since Goose from Top Gun
- "I can see the glass ceiling! DOWN WITH THE GLASS CEILING!" "Megan, we're in an aquarium! NO!"
- When do women get to climb the corporate ladder? When it's time to clean the glass ceiling.
- Guys, don't worry, the glass ceiling already broke 78 years ago! It was called Kristallnacht.
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Glass Ceiling One Liners
Which glass ceiling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with glass ceiling? I can suggest the ones about gender equality and wage gap.
- How do women in the workplace stay cool? A glass ceiling fan.
- What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling
- Why did a blonde turn down a promotion She didn't wan't to break the glass ceiling
- Anyone know a good roofer? Nevermind, the glass ceiling didn't get smashed...
- I'm not sure if it makes me a feminist, but I think glass ceilings are a bad idea.
- Why don't men wear dresses? Glass ceiling
- Women love cars with sunroofs Because they're used to having a glass ceiling
- Why do feminists hate greenhouses? Because they hate being under the glass ceiling
- Let's replace the glass ceiling for women With something much easier for them to clean
- Why can't women be botanists? Because they'll break the glass ceiling.
- I like my women how I like the interior of my greenhouse Under a glass ceiling
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What funny jokes about glass ceiling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean girl power jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make glass ceiling pranks.
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The glass ceiling
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "My girlfriend is always complaining that she can't advance at work because of the glass ceiling. What do you think" he asks the bartender. "I think if our workplaces really had glass ceilings," the bartender replies,"we'd probably let all the women work above us."
People in glass houses...
A pacific island tribal king was infamous for conquering surrounding islands and stealing the defeated king's throne, and then stowing it, like a trophy, in the attic of his grass hut.
One day when sitting on his throne in said grass hut, the ceiling collapses under the weight of his trophies and the king is killed.
Which goes to prove that people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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How do you hold an umbrella for a feminist without offending said feminist?
She doesn't need one. The glass ceiling keeps her dry.
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The glass ceiling is dangerous.
I can't believe they'd let a woman up there. (Credit to Raising Hope)