Glands Jokes
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Scientists have recently discovered that 3 out of 5 habitual m**... users developed over productive saliva glands.
When asked if anything can be done, one leading scientist advised, "Yes, you can either spit, or get off the p**...".
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What might Shakespeare say if he met a bow-legged man?
"What h**...! Who is this that approaches with his glands in parenthesis?"
Today I cried when my dad chopped up onions.
Because the synthase enzyme converts the sulfoxides (amino acids) of the onion into sulfenic acid. The unstable sulfenic acid rearranges itself into syn-ropanethial-S-oxide. Syn-propanethial-S-oxide got into the air and came in contact with my eyes. The lachrymal glands became irritated and produced the tears.
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