Glamorous Jokes

What are some Glamorous jokes?

being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job

but at least it puts food on the table

I strip wire for a living

It's not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet

The poetry contest

There was a prestigious, international poetry contest held in a glamorous foreign city. Contestants had come from all over the world and by the end there was one man whom everyone thought was going to win and a camo-wearing, baccer-chewing redneck that everyone wondered what was doing there. In the final round of the competition, the contestants were given a word and had to come up with a poem in thirty seconds. During the very last round, the contestants stood at the podium and were given the word; Timbuktu.

The shoo-in went first. He thought for thirty seconds, then stepped up to the microphone and said:

"Across the desert, wind and sand,

Trekked the lonely caravan.

Men and camels, two by two,

Destination; Timbuktu."

The audience erupted with applause. When it died down, the redneck grinned and stepped to the microphone and without missing a beat he recited:

"Tim and me a-huntin' went.

Found three whores in a popped-up tent.

Them was three and us was two,

So I bucked one and Tim bucked two."

An act of Kindness....

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.

The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop and said, "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer."

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel.

They, as expected, gladly accepted the offer, and were on their way.

About a month later the little lady came in to his shop."And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.

"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you.

But, one thing puzzled me.

"Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?"

Have you heard about the Mormon drag queen?

She is Polly Glamorous

Wife : how am i looking


WIFE : What do you mean?

Dad : Adorable, bomb, cute, delightful, erotic, Fab, glamorous and hot

Wife : oh my!!! Thanks ,and IJK?

DAD : I am Just Kidding.

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