Gladly Jokes
32 gladly jokes and hilarious gladly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gladly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gladly Short Jokes
Short gladly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gladly humour may include short pleased jokes also.
- Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and be glad that you are alive? I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again...
- I'm glad the cave rescue is complete.... Now when I google thai boys I can get back to normal results
- I've managed 434 days, 12 hours, 47 minutes and 17 seconds of sobriety. I'm so glad alcohol doesn't dictate my life any more.
- Glad to see my Buddhist friends join and chant in the protests Everyone knows the more Ohms- the greater the resistance.
- The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed The label says the expiry date is June 2018.
I'm so glad they dug it up just in time - Interviewer: Is the glass half empty or half full? Applicant: It's completely full.
Interviewer: We'd be glad to hire you. Welcome to the Lays factory. - With all this media coverage about the clown... I'll be so glad when the election is over.
- A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around? Yeah, the other cow says. Makes me glad I'm a penguin.
- What do you call a Roman who just went down on his girlfriend? Glad he ate her...
Are you not entertained? - I finally crossed running a marathon off my bucket list No chance I was ever going to do it, glad it's gone.
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Gladly One Liners
Which gladly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gladly? I can suggest the ones about reluctantly and easily.
- The US has placed 18th for math… It sounds bad, I'm just glad we hit top ten.
- I heard 8/10 Americans are bad at math... Glad to know I'm in the other 2%.
- I'm glad I wasn't close to my dad when he died He stepped on a landmine
- Looking back, I'm glad I didn't get that YouTube internship I really dodged a bullet
- 9/10 Redditors are idiots I'm glad to be the 1%
- I'm glad China only spread a virus and not a bear. Otherwise we'd have a pandademic.
- My wife is one of the clumsiest people I know. I'm so glad she fell for me
- I am really glad that No Nut November is over. A whole month without cashews was rough.
- Song you sing to your dad on Father's Day? Glad You Came.
- Hey gurl are you an integral? Because I'd gladly replace my x with u.
- I'm just glad eminem will never be a mass shooter He only gets one shot
- Some guys at the gym called me a fat loser today I'm glad they notice my effort.
- What's the loudest color? YELL-O!
(Orange ya glad I didn't say red?) - I'm so glad I learned to lockpick. It's opened so many doors for me.
- I wrote a terrible joke about deaf people. I'm just glad they'll never hear it.
Entertaining Gladly Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about gladly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kindly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gladly pranks.
A man always smoked two cigarettes at a time
When people asked him why, he answered: i'm smoking one for myself and one for my brother in jail.
One day he was smoking only one, so people gladly asked "is your brother out of jail?"
He answered: "no, I quit"
My wife and I were walking out of a restaurant with a d**... bag, when we saw a young teen in shabby clothes sitting on the sidewalk
He asked if he could have our leftovers, so I gladly gave them to him.
I asked him if he was an orphan.
He said "Yes I am - what gave me away?"
I replied "Obviously, your parents."
The owner of Bell Incorporated has just died...
The first in line to receive the inheritance is the owner's son, who gladly accepts it. However, the company lawyer says that he needs to take a photo of him for legal purposes. After developing the photo, he sends it off to the employees in the company to announce their new boss. He says "Here's the fresh prints of Bell heir".
A conversation in the train compartment of a speedtrain
"What are you chewing on all the time?"
"Apple cores."
"And what's that good for?"
"It promotes intelligence."
"I see, can you give me four of those, too?"
"Gladly. Four pieces cost eight Dollars."
The passenger pays and gets the kernels.
After chewing for a while, he says:
"But for eight Dollar I could have bought lots of apples!"
"You see, the cores are already working!"
A Mathematician, an Electrician and a Lawyer are having a job interview.
The Interviewer asked the three Men, "What's the answer to one plus one?"
The Mathematician instantly replied, "Two!"
The Electrician went away, measured lots of things, and eventually came back and gladly said, "Two"
The lawyer looked around, closed the door, leaned in towards the interviewer, and quietly said, "What would you like it to be?"
Do you sell a book "How to get rich in three months"?
Clerk: "Yes we do sir, can I recommend another book with that, other buyers have found it very useful?"
Guy: "Of course, I would gladly take a look, what is it?"
Clerk: "Penal Code - Commented edition"
Give a man a hamburger . . .
you will feed him for a day. Lend a man a hamburger and he will gladly pay you Tuesday.
I felt horrible when I reacted to a deaf man "are you deaf?!"
Gladly he didn't hear that.
Trump wants to build a wall between Canada and the U.S. also
Please... please do it... us Canadians will even gladly pay for it
It was a beautiful summer day.
Birds were singing and a lovely smell of newly cut grass came along with the wind. I saw some gentlemen in the distance, all dressed up in fancy expensive clothing. One of them spotted me and started to wave and calling out my name. I gladly waved back at him, even though I had no idea who he was, but then it hit me...
That was the last time I went daydreaming on a golf course.
Signed,
Mr Fore
Did you know rabbi's perform circumcisions for free?
But they'll gladly take any tips.
I would have gladly studied to become a theoretical physicist,...
but unfortunately, I'm allergic to B.S.
Rick Astley will gladly lend you any video in his collect... except one.
He's never gonna give you Up
Arty
Joe is extremely angry and frustrated with his wife of 20 years and finally decides to find a contract killer to get rid of her. He knows this will cost more money than he has so he asks to borrow some funds from his best friend Arty. Arty surprises Joe by saying, "I have never liked your wife so I will gladly m**... her for only a dollar."
Later, Arty is hiding outside the grocery store where Joe's wife works and as she leaves he drags her behind the store into an alley and strangles her. Just as he is dragging her body behind some bushes, the store manager comes out and sees him. So Arty attacks the manager and strangles him as well. Again, as he hides the body, a clerk comes out of the store so Arty has to do the same thing one more time. By this time, with all of the commotion, the police arrive and discover what has happened. They arrest Arty and the next morning the headline in the town newspaper reads:
ARTY CHOKES 3 FOR A DOLLAR AT THE LOCAL MARKET
An Irishman, American, and an Italian Get Captured By Cannibals, and are granted each a last wish.
American asks for a Beer, get his beer drinks it they kill him, eat him turn his skin into a canoe.
Italian asks for a Pizza, gets his pizza eats it and also gets eaten and turned into a canoe.
Irishman asks for a fork. Bewildered as they never had this request before gladly provided this mans last wish. As he get his fork he starts to stab himself all over screaming at the top of his lungs "You'll not make a boat out of me!"
I don't suffer fools gladly.
I don't like the competition.
