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64 gladiator jokes and hilarious gladiator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gladiator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you need a break from your workday? Check out these hilarious gladiator jokes to bring some lighthearted humor to your day. Learn about the comedy surrounding the intense Roman gladiators and barbarian culture from the days of Pompeii. Whether you own a Jeep Gladiator or not, these jokes are sure to leave you in stitches.

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Funniest Gladiator Short Jokes

Short gladiator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gladiator humour may include short gorilla jokes also.

  1. Have you heard about the Roman cannibalism trial? They asked the defendant if he was sorry for his crimes. He said no, he was gladiator.
  2. Kanye West, Donald Trump, justin bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.
  3. I read about how in ancient Rome gladiators had a layer of fat to protect them in combat. I'm gonna start telling people I have the body of a gladiator.
  4. Russell Crowe showed no remorse after cannibalising his wife. In fact, he seemed like he was Gladiator.
  5. He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse. He was Gladiator.
  6. What did Russell Crowe say when he found out that his ex-wife was eaten by a cannibal? I'm gladiator.
  7. What did Russell Crowe say when he went down on his girlfriend? I don't know, but he was Gladiator
  8. What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth? Gladiator
    Get it? Glad He Ate Her..
  9. Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problem with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about consuming a mother of two. But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
  10. Did you hear about the roman fighter who ate his mother in law? Terrible indigestion but he was gladiator.

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Gladiator One Liners

Which gladiator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gladiator? I can suggest the ones about matador and warrior.

  1. What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife? Nothing, he's gladiator.
  2. What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife. Nothing, he's Gladiator.
  3. What did the Roman say when his wife was eaten by a tiger? Gladiator
  4. Why was the roman smiling after going down on his wife? He was gladiator.
  5. What did Russell Crowe do when a cannibal ate his wife? Nothing... He was Gladiator.
  6. What did Spartacus say when a Lion ate his wife? Nothing. He was gladiator.
  7. What do you call a happy aviator? A gladiator
  8. What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face? A Gladiator
  9. What did the Roman say when a tiger ate his wife? Gladiator
  10. Why did the Roman have a smile on his face after eating out his wife? He was gladiator.
  11. Did Russell Crow feel bad after he ate his wife? Nah! He was Gladiator!
  12. How did Spartacus feel after a lion ate his wife? He was gladiator
  13. Did you hear about the cannibal in the colosseum? He was gladiator.
  14. How did Russell Crowe feel after cannibalizing a woman? He was gladiator.
  15. What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite movie? Gladiator

Gladiator joke, What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite movie?

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Hilarious Fun Gladiator Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about gladiator you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fighter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make gladiator prank.

Q: What do you call a roman warrior after o**... s**...?
A: Gladiator.

Gladiator's Monday

A gladiator was having a rough Monday at the arena.
His opponent had sliced off both of his arms.
Nevertheless, he fought on, k**... and biting as furiously as he could. But when his opponent lopped off both of his feet, the gladiator had no choice but to give up.
He was now both unarmed and defeated.

Did you hear about the Roman who had his wife for dinner?

He was gladiator...

Movies are too violent

A lot of Critics have been saying that movies now days are way too violent.
To test this theory I took a nine year old boy to go see Gladiator, and he cried the whole movie.
Now it may be because he didn't know who I was.

What do you call a Roman with p**... hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

A Roman man ate his wife

He was gladiator...

Hey, have you heard about....

A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated.

There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator.

What do you call a Roman guy with p**... in his mouth?

Gladiator

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What's the difference between Spartacus and Hannibal Lector

One of them's a gladiator, and the other is glad he ate her!

A Gladiator's Favourite p**...-Category?

Glory holes.

Why was the Roman cannibal so happy?

He was gladiator.

What's a cannibal's favourite movie?

Gladiator

People are getting angry about an actor practicing cannibalism on a female actress during the production of an action movie set in ancient Rome.

Personally, I'm gladiator.

TIL Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

Two Roman gladiators are talking....

The o**... says, "Guess how many women I've slept with?"
The second guy goes, "Mmmm..."
The first dude goes, "Are you serious?! I'd be dead!"

How did the cannibal feel after defeating his girlfriend in the Colosseum?

Well, he was gladiator.
*Defeeting

A barbarian s**... in Rome somehow won the attention of Caesar's daughter

They became lovers. To avoid pregnancy, they agreed to o**... s**... only. After just a few encounters, they were caught in the act. At first the barbarian, imprisoned and sentenced to fight to entertain the crowd, regretted his poor judgment.
Eventually, though, he was gladiator.

After witnessing his wife been eaten by a lion the old Roman was asked if it worried him,no he said...

I'm a gladiater.

Spartacus and his wife are enjoying a nice dinner with friends when

Out of nowhere a lion leaps onto the table and swallows his wife whole!
Horrified, his friends shout "Spartacus, your wife was just eaten by a lion! Why didn't you do something?"
Shocked Spartacus says "Do something? I was gladiator."

The Marvel character Korg is canonically gay.

I'd guess you'd say the other gladiators are hitting rock bottom.

-Trix and -Tor as suffixes

Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women.
So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix. And so on.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for men and women, and **trix is for kids**.

A warrior's job is to fight in wars

A gladiator's job is to make people smile

Gladiator joke, A warrior's job is to fight in wars

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