Gladiator Jokes
64 gladiator jokes and hilarious gladiator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gladiator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you need a break from your workday? Check out these hilarious gladiator jokes to bring some lighthearted humor to your day. Learn about the comedy surrounding the intense Roman gladiators and barbarian culture from the days of Pompeii. Whether you own a Jeep Gladiator or not, these jokes are sure to leave you in stitches.
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Funniest Gladiator Short Jokes
Short gladiator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gladiator humour may include short gorilla jokes also.
- Have you heard about the Roman cannibalism trial? They asked the defendant if he was sorry for his crimes. He said no, he was gladiator.
- Kanye West, Donald Trump, justin bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.
- I read about how in ancient Rome gladiators had a layer of fat to protect them in combat. I'm gonna start telling people I have the body of a gladiator.
- What did Russell Crowe say when he went down on his girlfriend? I don't know, but he was Gladiator
- The Marvel character Korg is canonically gay. I'd guess you'd say the other gladiators are hitting rock bottom.
- Do you know about the happy gladiator He was glad he ate her
- Some fighters are especially happy. They're called glad-iators.
- What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men? IC
- Friend: A cannibal took my wife to see a Russell Crowe movie. Me: Gladiator?
Friend: No, I really miss her. - I think my friend is losing his mind since his wife died. She was eaten by a bear when she was hiking.
Ever since then he's been smiling and saying "I'm not sad, I'm GLADIATOR!"
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Gladiator One Liners
Which gladiator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gladiator? I can suggest the ones about warrior and fighter.
- What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife? Nothing, he's gladiator.
- What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife. Nothing, he's Gladiator.
- What did the Roman say when his wife was eaten by a tiger? Gladiator
- What did Spartacus say when a Lion ate his wife? Nothing. He was gladiator.
- What do you call a happy aviator? A gladiator
- What did the Roman say when a tiger ate his wife? Gladiator
- Why did the Roman have a smile on his face after eating out his wife? He was gladiator.
- Did you hear about the cannibal in the colosseum? He was gladiator.
- What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite movie? Gladiator
- What's a cannibal's favourite movie? Gladiator
- A warrior's job is to fight in wars A gladiator's job is to make people smile
- Why was the Roman cannibal so happy? He was gladiator.
- Why did the limbless gladiator surrender? He was unarmed and defeated.
- When the gladiators fought lions it was always the mane event
- What happened to the two gladiator olives? They were pitted against each other
Hilarious Fun Gladiator Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about gladiator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gator jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gladiator pranks.
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after o**... s**...?
A: Gladiator.
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Gladiator's Monday
A gladiator was having a rough Monday at the arena.
His opponent had sliced off both of his arms.
Nevertheless, he fought on, k**... and biting as furiously as he could. But when his opponent lopped off both of his feet, the gladiator had no choice but to give up.
He was now both unarmed and defeated.
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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?
A Gladiator
Movies are too violent
A lot of Critics have been saying that movies now days are way too violent.
To test this theory I took a nine year old boy to go see Gladiator, and he cried the whole movie.
Now it may be because he didn't know who I was.
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What did Russell Crowe say when he found out that his ex-wife was eaten by a cannibal?
I'm gladiator.
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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?
Gladiator
Get it? Glad He Ate Her..
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What do you call a Roman with p**... hair in his teeth?
Gladiator
Gladiator is too violent for kids
A lot of people have told me that gladiator is too violent for kids. I took a 9 year old boy to watch it anyways, and he cried the whole movie.
Now it may be because he didn't know who I was.
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A Roman man ate his wife
He was gladiator...
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Hey, have you heard about....
A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated.
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There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator.
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Did Russell Crow feel bad after he ate his wife?
Nah! He was Gladiator!
Russell Crowe had an affair with Meg Ryan
He's gladiator.
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What's the difference between Spartacus and Hannibal Lector
One of them's a gladiator, and the other is glad he ate her!
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Did you hear about the roman fighter who ate his mother in law?
Terrible indigestion but he was gladiator.
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A Gladiator's Favourite p**...-Category?
Glory holes.
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What did Russell Crowe do when a cannibal ate his wife?
Nothing... He was Gladiator.
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People are getting angry about an actor practicing cannibalism on a female actress during the production of an action movie set in ancient Rome.
Personally, I'm gladiator.
TIL Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
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Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problem with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about consuming a mother of two.
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
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Two Roman gladiators are talking....
The o**... says, "Guess how many women I've slept with?"
The second guy goes, "Mmmm..."
The first dude goes, "Are you serious?! I'd be dead!"
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How did the cannibal feel after defeating his girlfriend in the Colosseum?
Well, he was gladiator.
*Defeeting
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A barbarian s**... in Rome somehow won the attention of Caesar's daughter
They became lovers. To avoid pregnancy, they agreed to o**... s**... only. After just a few encounters, they were caught in the act. At first the barbarian, imprisoned and sentenced to fight to entertain the crowd, regretted his poor judgment.
Eventually, though, he was gladiator.
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After witnessing his wife been eaten by a lion the old Roman was asked if it worried him,no he said...
I'm a gladiater.
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How did Spartacus feel after a lion ate his wife?
He was gladiator
