The Best 7 Glacier Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Glacier jokes. There are some glacier nigloo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these glacier alpine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Glacier Jokes and Puns

A man and a and his wife are having breakfast

As the wife is reading the newspaper, she comes across a strange article.
It says here that they've found a 12,000 year old skeleton frozen in a glacier, and evidently it's a woman. Now how do you think they knew it was a woman?

The husband replies with:
Well it's simple.

How is it so simple?

It's mouth was still open.

What do you call a duck inside a glacier?

A quack in the ice.

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

A couple mountainsclimbers where walking on a glacier.

One says too the other:"look my tour guide fell in that ravine last time I was up here". The other mountainclimber looks perplexed. "Why do you mention that so casually"? The first mountainclimber shrugs and says:"well it was already missing a couple pages".

What will you call a big broken glacier piece, floating towards United Kingdom?


Global warming is real. Last year in antarctica, a 17 mile long piece of ice broke off a glacier and dropped into the ocean.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Did you hear about that glacier off the coast of Italy?

It was a Romaine Iceberg

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the glacier eskimos jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working glacier polaroids piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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