Glacier Jokes
4 glacier jokes and hilarious glacier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about glacier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilariously funny glacier jokes to share with friends near Glacier National Park, Choc, and the Antarctic! Including puns, one-liners, and more, these jokes will have you and your friends in stitches. Get ready to crack up over the ice and snow of Antarctica.
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Howlingly Hilarious Glacier Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What is a good glacier joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man and a and his wife are having breakfast
As the wife is reading the newspaper, she comes across a strange article.
It says here that they've found a 12,000 year old skeleton frozen in a glacier, and evidently it's a woman. Now how do you think they knew it was a woman?
The husband replies with:
Well it's simple.
How is it so simple?
It's mouth was still open.
What do you call a duck inside a glacier?
A quack in the ice.
What do you call someone who steals a glacier?
An iceberglar
A couple mountainsclimbers where walking on a glacier.
One says too the other:"look my tour guide fell in that ravine last time I was up here". The other mountainclimber looks perplexed. "Why do you mention that so casually"? The first mountainclimber shrugs and says:"well it was already missing a couple pages".
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