Git Jokes

• Short Git Jokes
• Git One Liners
• More Git Jokes

Funniest Git Short Jokes

Short git jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The git humour may include short fer jokes also.

1. There are 10 types of people in the world The ones who understand binary and the ones who don't. And apparently eight more the guy wouldn't tell me about. Smug git
2. I actually come from a parallel universe where Earth was destroyed by Larry the Cable Guy. We called the event Arma-Git-R-Done.
3. Some pesky insects into my house today. I told them to "git out" and they scared me by speaking. They said, "git: 'out' is not a git command. See 'git --help'"
4. I love the new update! Did you Git it?
5. How to beat any Dark Soul Game. Git Gud
6. Why did the cowboy adopt a w**... dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy.
7. Monty Python Funniest Joke Wenn ist das Nunstüc**... git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
8. What does a West Virginia woman say after s**...? Git off me Pa, you're squishing my smokes.
9. What's the favorite s**... position of Git users? Revert c**....
10. What does a girl from Kentucky say after s**...? Git off me Pa. You crushin ma Copenhagen

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Git One Liners

Which git one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with git? I can suggest the ones about yer and fedora.

1. Girls who say I can't commit... ...obviously haven't seem my Git repositories.
2. How does a priest perform an exorcism in Texas? "Gwan git!"
3. "Git yer cotton pickin hands off a my gin." -Eli Whitney
4. Why did the open source code project owner cross the road? To git to the other side.
5. Making jokes about Git is not easy You have to really commit and push.
6. What's the martial arts All jews are afraid of? Jew Git sue.
7. What happens if you can't git gud? You git guide.
8. What does the back end developer say when someone enters his room ? Git out.
9. Why don't bachelors use git? They don't like committing.
10. I got a new bodywash today. Git gud scrub.
11. Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!
12. My family told me i'm not commited to them I told them to git thefuckout
13. How 2 git upvote quik Something something bus driver
14. Why don't trees use git? Too many branches
15. How many humorless gits does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It's not that hard

Happy Git Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about git you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean takin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make git pranks.