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Git Commit Jokes

4 git commit jokes and hilarious git commit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about git commit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Git Commit Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good git commit joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Girls who say I can't commit...

...obviously haven't seem my Git repositories.

Making jokes about Git is not easy

You have to really commit and push.

Why don't bachelors use git?

They don't like committing.

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My family told me i'm not commited to them

I told them to git thefuckout

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