Girls Are Like Jokes

Funniest Girls Are Like Short Jokes

Short girls are like jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The girls are like humour may include short friends are like jokes also.

1. I slept with a girl who works at Netflix last night It was pretty cool, she even recommended some girls I might like to sleep with next
   
2. My girl keeps having disturbed dream, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Gandalf!", and "Mordor!". Always Tolkien in her sleep...
3. I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends. She said "Yes!". I said "Good, because I'm breaking up with you."
4. A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... "Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" The bear responds:"No, I'm stuffed."
5. I'm currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl likes nobody, and nobody likes me.
6. Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys Well not to brag or anything but
   I'm bad at everything
7. I asked a girl whether she would date a blue-collar man like me She said blue or white don't matter, she's collar blind.
8. I realized why girls like tall men Because it makes it easier to crop your head out of photos when you break up.
9. I got Botox and I asked the doctor how many years younger will this make me look? He said zero. You'll just look like the other girls your age who also got botox.
10. I like to tell girls I have my own private jet But I always forget to mention that my mom owns the rest of the jacuzzi

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Girls Are Like One Liners

Which girls are like one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with girls are like? I can suggest the ones about girl power and mean girl.

1. The reason why I only date black girls is because I don't like meeting dads.
2. I like my girls like I like my Dumbledore Head Masters
3. Girls are like blackjack… I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14.
4. Girls treat me like God They mostly forget I exist until they need help from me.
5. I like my girls like my file system... FAT and 16.
6. For me, getting girls is like spreading butter... It's much easier with a knife.
7. What pickup line do guys use to get girls in Alabama? You're like a sister to me.
8. I would like to be Santa Claus He knows where all the naughty girls live.
9. Girls are like squaring numbers... If they're under 15 you do them in your head.
10. Girls pants are like a cheap hotel... ... no ballroom.
11. If i had a dollar for every girl that did not like me Girls would like me
12. I think the girl at the grocery store likes me, she was totally checking me out.
13. Dating a girl that has a child... ... it's like "Continuing" another dude's "Save File".
14. Girls are like domain names those that I like are already taken.
15. I want a girl who likes long romantic walks Because I don't have a car or any money

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What funny jokes about girls are like you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean single girl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make girls are like pranks.