Girlfriend Material Jokes
6 girlfriend material jokes and hilarious girlfriend material puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about girlfriend material that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Girlfriend Material Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What do you do if your girlfriend tells you she is h**... positive?
Tell her this is a c**... repost, and ask her to come up with some better material.
I was feeling pretty down on my birthday...
... Because I hadn't had any luck with the ladies recently. A friend of mine told me that he could set me up with someone, and I got pretty excited. He showed me a picture, and I got even more excited. Then he told me she wasn't "girlfriend material", but would probably bang me just because it was my birthday.
I told him it's the thot that counts.
Roy Moore's position on Right to Life is perfectly explainable.
He is always looking for new girlfriend material.
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I can't stand my girlfriend's parents...
They're made of the same material, I just can't get them to stay up.
I heard this funny conversation: B: (touching the clothes) Nice sweater. G: Of course. Do you know what it's made of? B: No. What? G: Girlfriend Material
A young lad went to a tailor shop in Scotland.
He told the tailor, "I'd like ye to make me a kilt with this material here, and if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings."
A few days later, the tailor called the lad back to the shop.
"Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and here's five yards of material left over. Take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it."
The lad rushed home and donned his kilt.
He decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase.
Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to wear his underwear.
When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "Well, what'd ye think?"
"Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed.
"Aye, and if ye like it, y'ell really like what's underneath," he bragged as he lifted his kilt.
"Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly.
Still not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on, he exclaimed quite proudly, "Aye, and if ye like it, I've got five more yards of it at home!"
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