Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Girlfriend? Well here is a complete list of Girlfriend to have fun with:
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
I lost Interest in that relationship.
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
I hope she gets the message that we're not working out.
"Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence
Guess who came crawling back
After 2 minutes, all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
I don't know what she's doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to Chris Pratt.
"thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative"
Does anyone know what "ternative" mean?
I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord
I thought, "Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."
He said, Why? Is she a stunner? I said, No, she's an optician.
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago.
She looked at me and said, "Turn the light off and stick it in my butt".
I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.
She isn't sick, I just think she can get better
Everyone came, you should have seen her face.
So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
"And I love you tons" I replied.
"Wow fine, you don't have a nickname for me?" She said angrily.
Sometimes I swear the fat cunt's going deaf.
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
After we broke up, she went fucking bananas.
"Whatever means necessary," she replied.
"No it doesn't," I said.
My girlfriend insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know
She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out," but she pulled some strings and got me in.
Me: "Ok, this isn't working out"
I thought, "Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."
But first I need to get some shit off my chest.
I grunted, Just ignore them.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous.
Thanks daylight savings!
Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
She couldn't do either!
After I tried, she freaked out and told me never again.
I guess the bulb was hot.
So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
Anybody know what 'ternative' means?
She's still not talking to me :(
I had to put my foot down
**Algorithms.**
Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.
Thanks, I'll be here all week.
Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.
She's going to be really mad when she finds out.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
Feyoncè
Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?
"Wow, lol"
Me
I asked how he could tell them apart. He said "Her brother has a mustache."
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