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After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
I lost Interest in that relationship.
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
"Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."
Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.
Because elephants never forget
Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.
No need to remind her every 15 minutes about it
Guess who came crawling back
"thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative"
Does anyone know what "ternative" mean?
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I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord
But when a girl sleeps with tons of guys, somehow I'm not one of them.
Guy: "I'm coming over"
Girl: "We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."
I thought, "Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
That takes the number of girls i've made wet this year to -1
"Thanks for the Baghdad"
She always wanted a girl :(
She isn't sick, I just think she can get better
.. they would eventually find me attractive
I told her "how about just one boy and one girl? I don't want to contribute to overpopulation."
So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.
He said, NO!
I told him, She is Bill Gates' daughter.
He said, OK.
I called Bill Gates and said, I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates said, NO.
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates said, OK.
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, NO.
I told him, My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law.
He said, OK.
This is how politics works.
"Whatever means necessary," she replied.
"No it doesn't," I said.
"How could you cheat on me like that with an older woman!?!?!?".
Me: "It doesn't worry me at all, babe."
Her: "Awesome! I really so much prefer being a Christine."
If it floats it's boy ant.
It was pretty cool, she even recommended some girls I might like to sleep with next
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
Thanks daylight savings!
Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
Ok I said You grab one end and I'll grab the other
She couldn't do either!
When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
Because I'm not really sure where I'm going with this
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again.
Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying yeah this isn't really for me, I'm not having 67 more of those in my face
Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE NAMED 2 FRIENDS!
She looked ecstatic until I picked up her box and started walking away
I forgot to bring my phone, so I used my friend's phone to call her.
She answered: "What's up, honey?"
What a smart girl! She knew I was the one on the phone!
She drops off her dress and turns to leave. The owner says, "Come again!". She says, "No it was toothpaste this time."
She broke up with me because I kept pushing her around.
I said, "why don't you stand up for yourself?"
I jokingly told her, "I hear this place has rave reviews", but she just rolled her eyes at me.
"That's a grievous sin," the priest says. "Tell me: Was it Mary O'Hara?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kate Dannaher?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kathleen McGonigle?"
"No, Father. I don't want to say who it was."
Later, as the boy leaves the church, he sees a friend, who asks him, "How'd it go?"
He answers, "Well, I got ten Hail Marys, five Our Fathers... and three great leads."
.... so I poked her in the eyes.
Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through process of elimination.
She said, "but I don't wear glasses."
I replied, while polishing my lenses, "yeah, but I do."
If she fits in your wife's clothes.
We just clicked.
Her: "I just need time."
Me: "Okay. Yeah, I understand."
Her: "And distance, as well."
Me: "Fine. But can I ask you one last question?"
Her: "Go ahead."
Me: "What are you calculating the velocity of, anyway?"
I thought to myself "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection."
But.....she did.
I told her, if I lost 50 pounds I'd be talking to your friends!
Try to act surprised
I rode on, ruthlessly.
She said I also look better without her glasses on.
Man to his priest: Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.
The priest: Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.
Man: And that frees me from my sin?
Priest: No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl and I said
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific so I said
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
She said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10"
I still don't understand why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton
She said something about 'waiting until they're born'
The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
She says Stay here, I have to do laundry really quickly.
Out of nowhere, her sexy sister comes in and sits by me.
She asks Do you want to have sex before she gets back?
I got up and went straight to my car.
My girlfriend was outside the door and hugged me, and said I knew I could trust you.
Moral of the story: always leave your condoms in the car.
"I'm a turtle", he says.
"Oh... who's on your back?"
"That's Michelle", he replies.
Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have sex.
Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the condom broke?
Guy: No I'm sure it didn't.
Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger. The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella's tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger. The tiger died.
Guy: That can't be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.
Doctor: Exactly.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz
Upon hearing the news the mother breaks down in tears and, shakily, makes her way into the basement.
When they get there, the woman cannot see the father's corpse.
The little girl then exclaims "April fools! Daddy did it in the garage"
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
-- Go bring me a beer and I'll tell you.
-- But mommy said you should stop drinking!
-- Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer.
-- Oh, okay!
Thank you honey, she says, Is there anything I can bring back for you?
He laughs, and says, An Italian girl!
When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, How was the trip?
Very good, she replies.
And what happened to my present?
Which present? she asks.
The one I asked for - an Italian girl!
Oh, that. I did what I could. We'll just have to wait 9 months to see if it's a girl.
In my defense it was doggy style so it's more like 14 minutes.
Guy: I'm coming over
Girl: We should stop using Walkie-Talkies in bed over
"Woah where did you get such a nice bike?" his fellow engineering student asked.
"I was walking down the street last night and this girl on her bike came up to me started taking off her clothes and said 'its all yours' so I just took the bike" he said.
His friend replied "Good choice bro the clothes probably didn't even fit you"
Because every time I take them she goes away
Thank you honey, she says, Is there anything I can bring back for you?
He laughs, and says, An Italian girl!
When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, How was the trip?
Very good, she replies.
And what happened to my present?
Which present? she asks.
The one I asked for - an Italian girl!
Oh, that. I did what I could. We'll just have to wait 9 months to see if it's a girl.
The mom's like you can't date him he could be your dad
And the daughter is like so there's an age difference who cares
I think you misunderstood me
1. How to tell this to my wife
2. Where to find a 1 year old baby
This guy is not your man.
This guy is Mark Zuckerberg.
To see her reaction,he told her that he wants a second girlfriend,
In the first day he didn't see anything.
In the second day he didn't see anything.
In the third day he began to see a little bit from his right eye.
GIRL: Aww.. thanks are they that much pretty?
Boy: no, far away from each other
How hard can kindergarten be?
The neighbours say you've been chasing people riding on a bike, she says.
Liars, the dog says. I don't have a bike.
But it wasn't going well. So I broke it off.
Or as I like to call it, busting out the fine china
I asked and they agreed.
It was a wonderful experience and if anything her twin was a really nice guy.
Cause I can't get you outta my head
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