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That's the last time I go to the internet for s**... tips...
...I Googled 'fingering a girl guide' and got 20 years in prison.
Girl guides
I was accompanying my eight-year-old daughter who was
selling cookies door-to-door for the Girl Scouts. After visiting
several homes, she commented on the different styles of
doorbells: some buzzed, some rang, some warbled.
We made a game of guessing what the next bell would sound like.
At the precise moment she touched the doorbell at one house,
the church tower began to chime. She wheeled around with a look
of amazement on her face. "Now THAT'S a a door bell"
A blind person walks into a bar, picks up her guide dog by the leash and starts swinging it above her head.
The bartender asks what she's doing, and the blind girl responds: "I'm just looking around"
So my wife said there's a ton of ISO's on Facebook for girl guide cookies.
I said we should post it at a boosted price because they are mint in box.
Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
A blind man asked a young girl what 'milk' is...
The young girl replied, Why, milk is a white drink.
Now I know what a drink is, the blind man responded, but what is white?
Oh, white is the colour of a swan's feathers.
Feathers... I know what they are, but what is a swan?
A swan is a bird with a crooked neck.
I know what a neck is, but what do you mean by crooked?
The girl realised the discussion could go on for a while, so instead she guided the blind man's arm, straightened it, and said There, now your arm is straight. She then bent the arm at the elbow, and said, And now, your arm is crooked, like a swan's neck.
The blind man happily exclaimed Thank Christ! Now I know what milk is!
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