Giraffe Neck Jokes
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- A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender asks, "You want a long neck?"
The giraffe says, "I have a choice?" - Why are giraffes real but unicorns aren't? What's more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck?
- Giraffe have long necks for a reason. Do you know why giraffe have long necks?
Because they have stinky feet. - Why are giraffes such good friends? They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
- I wanted to join a giraffe pantomime group. But I just couldn't bring myself to stick my neck out.
- A giraffe walks into a bar... The bartender says "long neck".
The giraffe surprised says "how did you know my order?"
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Giraffe Neck One Liners
Which giraffe neck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with giraffe neck? I can suggest the ones about giraffe in bar and long neck.
- Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
- What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y.
- Why does the giraffe have a long neck? Because it has smelly feet.
- I saw a giraffe with a short neck It was sad, or a deer
- What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes? The New York Necks
- Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race? It was neck and neck.
- What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer
- Why did the giraffe have such a long face? Becuase he thought his neck was his face!
- What do giraffes like to watch on tv? Neck-flix.
- what do you call a giraffe with a jet stuck in it's t**...? A plane in the neck.
- God's first concept for a long-n**... quadriped was just a rough giraffe.
- Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet stink.
- TIL Giraffe p**... are 40in. long Which explains their log necks
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Tried translating a joke from Latvian.
John, a rural farmer, decided to visit the zoo in the capital with his family. He has a lot of fun, and comes back ecstatic. His neighbor
Tolya asks him what he saw there.
"Well, I saw a giraffe."
"What's a giraffe?"
"Well, you know horses?"
"Yeah."
"It's like a horse, but really tall and with a long neck."
"Okay, what else?"
"Zebra."
"Zebra?"
"Well, you know horses?"
"Yeah."
"It's like a horse, but with stripes."
"Okay, what else then?"
"I saw a hippo. "
"What's that?"
"You know horses?"
"Yeah?"
"Like a horse, but big and fat."
"Hm. Okay. Anything else?"
"Yes... a crocodile."
"What's a crocodile?"
"You know horses?"
"Yeah?"
"Nothing like one."
God allows animals to ask him one question...
The giraffe: God why do I have this long neck?
God: to be able to get the finest leaves.
The rihno: why is my skin so heavy and thick?
God: because your skin is your armor and its role is to protect you from your enemies.
The chicken: I don't care, so please don't even try explain! You make the hole bigger or the egg smaller.
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A long-neck giraffe is eating with a rabbit in the forest
... and then the giraffe brags, "Bet you are really envious of my long neck. When I'm eating, delicious food usually lingers in my t**... and oh my, the taste, the scent, that feels really good!"
The rabbit swallows a mouthful real fast and then asks,
"Have you ever puked?"
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My essay on sick, long n**... mammals had lots of errors in it.
My teacher said it was a rough giraffe.
Close enough
Teacher ask the class , which animal lives in India and Africa with a long nose and loves water, a kid answers the Hippopotamus.
The elephant , close enough but i like the way you think.
He asks again,which animal lives in Africa has a long neck and feathers?
A kid answers giraffe!
the ostrich, close enough, but i like the way you think.
Little Johny raises his hand , the teachers asks him what?
I have something in my pants, long with a round red head.
You are expelled from class!
Close enough,it's a Match, but i like the way you think.