Giraffe Jokes

Funniest Giraffe Short Jokes

Short giraffe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The giraffe humour may include short zebra jokes also.

1. You're being chased by a Lion, you're on a horse to the left of you is a Giraffe and on the right a unicorn what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the Carousel.
2. The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
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3. It takes a big man to accept when he is wrong It takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut
4. How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
5. A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious.
   The bartender says "you can't leave that lyin' there."
   The man says "its not a Lion, its a Giraffe"
6. A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........ Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
   This giraffe needs help.
7. What do you get when you cross a shark and a giraffe? A stern reprimand from the bioethics committee.
8. A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender asks, "You want a long neck?"
   The giraffe says, "I have a choice?"
9. An Elephant, a Giraffe and a Penguin walk in to a bar It's at this point I realise that there is something wrong with my pint.
10. If giraffes could read books I bet they wouldn't be able to stop at just one. . . . what with them being two-story animals and all.

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Giraffe One Liners

Which giraffe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with giraffe? I can suggest the ones about gorilla and rhino.

1. What do you call it when two giraffes run into each other? A giraffic jam
2. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin And giraffes were born
3. Some Giraffes can grow up to 18 feet But most only have 4
4. Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
5. Why is it cheap to feed a giraffe? A little goes a long way
6. What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y.
7. What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
8. How was the first giraffe made? Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
9. A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
10. What is a giraffe's favorite fruit? Necktarines
11. Giraffes are my favorite animal. I always look up to them.
12. Where do you put Giraffes that don't feel good? Giraffe-Sick Park
13. A giraffe walks into a bar Giraffes aren't good at playing limbo
14. What school of magic does a Giraffe practice? Neckromancy
15. Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it.

Giraffe In Bar Jokes

Here is a list of funny giraffe in bar jokes and even better giraffe in bar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two giraffes walk into a bar. The zebra just laughs and walks under it.
• A giraffe walks into a bar and says... The highballs are on me.
• A Pirate, Rabbi, Ninja, and Giraffe walk into a bar together. The bartender looks at all of them and asks out loud, "What is this? A joke?!"
• a giraffe, a zebra, a hippo, and a mouse walk into a bar all of the animals hit their head on the bar except for the mouse which walked easily beneath it
• An inteovert elephant and an emo giraffe walks into a bar.. They couldnt fit in
• A giraffe walks into a bar... The bartender says "long neck".
  The giraffe surprised says "how did you know my order?"
• What did the tall guy order at the bar? A Giraffe-t Beer

Giraffe And Elephant Jokes

Here is a list of funny giraffe and elephant jokes and even better giraffe and elephant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There is an elephant and a giraffe in the bathroom The giraffe says "pass the soap, please"
  And the elephant says "no soap, radio!"
• What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common? They are both gray except for the giraffe.
• What's the similarity between a giraffe and an elephant? - I don't know, What ?
  -They both start With the letter G
  -What? That makes no sense??
  -The elephant's name is Greg
• What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||•||giraffe||sin(Φ)

Giraffe Neck Jokes

Here is a list of funny giraffe neck jokes and even better giraffe neck puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does the giraffe have a long neck? Because it has smelly feet.
• I saw a giraffe with a short neck It was sad, or a deer
• What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes? The New York Necks
• Why are giraffes real but unicorns aren't? What's more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck?
• Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race? It was neck and neck.
• Giraffe have long necks for a reason. Do you know why giraffe have long necks?
  Because they have stinky feet.
• Why are giraffes such good friends? They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
• What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer
• I wanted to join a giraffe pantomime group. But I just couldn't bring myself to stick my neck out.
• Why did the giraffe have such a long face? Becuase he thought his neck was his face!

Giraffe Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about giraffe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean elephant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make giraffe pranks.