The Best 45 Giraffe In Bar Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Giraffe In Bar jokes. There are some giraffe in bar giraffe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these giraffe in bar game puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Giraffe In Bar Jokes and Puns
A giraffe walks into a bar and lies on the floor.
The bartender says, "Whats that a lyin' on the floor?" Another bargoer replies, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"
A giraffe walks into a bar, looks around, and says, "Well guys, I guess the highballs are on me!"
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar.
Man says "you can leave that lion here."
The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
So a man and a giraffe walk into a bar....
They each get wasted, the giraffe falls over.
The man goes to leave but the bartender says "oi! you cant leave that lyin there!"
The man says... "Its not a lion... its a giraffe."
A giraffe walks into a bar...
And orders a drink. As the bartender turns around to make the drink, the giraffe falls dead to the ground. The bartender turns back around and asks a man sitting at the bar:
"Hey, what's that lyin' on the ground there?"
The man replies "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe...
And says," Bartender! Get me a beer and one for my Giraffe as well!" so the two stand around drinking for hours until the Giraffe passes out on the floor. The man pays for him and the Giraffe and starts to leave when the bartender says," Hey! You can't leave that lyin' on the floor!" The man replies," That's not a lion, it's a Giraffe."
Man walks into a bar with a giraffe
The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, "Aye, what's that lyin' there?" The man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"
So a man and a giraffe walk into a bar...
and drink until the giraffe passes out. The man goes to leave and the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!" Man says, "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
So a guy walls into a bar
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. The guy had a few beers, but the giraffe ends up getting totally wasted and passes out on the floor. The man pays and just add he is about to walk out the door the bartender shouts "hey! Don't leave that lyin' there!" And the man says back "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."
A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer
the bartender asks, "You want a long neck?"
The giraffe says, "I have a choice?"
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
He orders a beer for himself, and one for the giraffe too. They each have 5 beers, and after they finish the fifth one, the man says to the giraffe, "c'mon, it's time to go."
But the giraffe was too drunk to walk out, so it just collapses on the bar floor, and the man begins to walk out regardless. The barman notices this, and shouts:
"Hey, what's that lyin' on the floor?!" to which the man replied:
"That's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe...
The man and the giraffe drink shots back and forth and eventually the giraffe passes out from alcohol. The man puts some money on the table and starts to walk out. The bartender yells out "You can't leave that lyin' there!" The man replies "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
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A man and his giraffe walk into a bar...
They both get really drunk and the giraffe passes out, the man starts to walk out the door when the bartender says 'hey you can't leave that ly'n there. 'The man turns around and says to the bartender 'that's not a lion it's a giraffe'.
A giraffe walks into a bar...
Tells everyone inside, "Highballs on me."
A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe.
A man walks into a bar with his giraffe.
He buys himself a drink and he buys the giraffe a drink.
He drinks his drink.
The giraffe drinks its drink.
The giraffe passes out.
The man gets up to pee and the bartender says:
"Oi! Ya can't leave that lyin' there"
The man says: "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
A Cowboy and A giraffe
A cowboy and a giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking, a few hours pass and the giraffe is passed out on the floor and the cowboy finishes his last drink and start s stumbling towards the door.
The bartender yells "hey you can leave that lying there!"
The cowboy looks sternly at the bartender and says "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking
As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes out. The man decides to go home.
As he's leaving, the man is approached by the barkeeper who says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' here, are ya?"
"Hmph," says the man. "That's not a lion -- it's a giraffe."
A guy walks into a bar...
.... with a giraffe.
They sit down at the bar and start drinking beer after beer and shot after shot.
Finally, the giraffe passes out and falls to the floor. The guy pays the tab and is just about to leave when the bartender says: "Hey! You gonna leave that lyin' there?" - "Not a lion, a giraffe!"
A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........
Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
This giraffe needs help.
A man and his giraffe
A man and his giraffe walk into a bar. The giraffe has a bit too much to drink and passes out on the bar. The man gets up and begins to walk to the door when the bartender says "you can't leave that lying there!". The man replies, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
Guy brings a giraffe into a bar...
The giraffe passes out on the floor and the bartender says "hey, you cant leave that lyin there." The guy says "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The giraffe gets rather drunk, and passes out. The bartender doesn't think much of it until the man is about to leave. The bartender remarks to the man, "You can't leave that lyin' there."
The man replies, "No no, that's a giraffe, not a lion."
a giraffe, a zebra, a hippo, and a mouse walk into a bar
all of the animals hit their head on the bar except for the mouse which walked easily beneath it
A giraffe walks into a bar...
The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, "what's that lyin over there." And someone replies, "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar..
They both sit at the bar and start drinking..8 pints later...
the giraffe falls down drunk
The bartender says "You better not leave that lying there"
The man says "Thats not a lion, thats a giraffe"
A Giraffe walks into a bar....
And says "Hi guys, the Hi-balls are on me" ....Bartender says "You sure you don't want a long neck?"
A man and his Giraffe walk into a bar
So a man and a Giraffe walk into a bar, they stroll up to the bar and order a few drinks. Now after about an hour the Giraffe who has had far too much passes out, the man seeing this pays his tab and gets up to leave and the bar tender shouts: "Oi! You can't leave that lyin' there!" To which the man replys:
"That's not a Lion it's a Giraffe"
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe.
The giraffe gets drunk and falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "ey, you can't just leave that lyin' there! and the man says, "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar.
The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious.
The bartender says "you can't leave that lyin' there."
The man says "its not a Lion, its a Giraffe"
A giraffe walks into a bar
And shouts "highballs are on me!"
Giraffe walks into a bar, has a drink, then lies down on the floor to sleep
Guy walks in and says - "what's that lyin' there?"
Bartender says "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe.
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, he gets the giraffe drunk and the giraffe passes out, as the man walks towards the exit to leave, the bartender says
"Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there"
The man replies "that's not a lion that's a giraffe"
And he walks out the door.
A Nun and a Parrot
Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The bartender says, What is this? Some kind of joke?
A Pirate, Rabbi, Ninja, and Giraffe walk into a bar together.
The bartender looks at all of them and asks out loud, "What is this? A joke?!"
A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says
...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.
So a guy walks into a bar with a giraffe......
They have a good few drinks and get rather drunk.
After many more straight whiskeys and ales the giraffe finally gives up the ghost and passes out beside the bar..
The guy feeling he's not too far behind, finishes his last whiskey and turns to leave picking up his coat.
The barman says sharply you can't leave that lyin' here .
The guy turns slightly and slurs over his shoulder it's not a lion, it's a giraffe .
Walked into a bar with my giraffe today.
I laid the giraffe down in the corner and walked to go to the toilet.
The barman said you can't just leave that lying there son .
I replied I'll stop you there my friend, that's not a lion it's a giraffe
Man & his Giraffe walk into a bar
The man orders a pint for himself and 1 for his giraffe. They finish the drink and the man orders another 2 pints. This keeps going until leaving time when the man and giraffe go to leave. The giraffe collapses on the walk out but the man keeps on walking. The bartender shouts " you can't leave that lying here". The man turns back and says it's not a lion its a giraffe
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A man is taking his giraffe for a walk downtown. He gets tired and stops at a bar. As the man sits down the giraffe goes and lays down in the corner.
The bartender says to the man: Hey! You can't just leave that lyin' around!
Man: It's not a lion. It's a giraffe.
A guy and a giraffe walk in to a bar...
They go up to the bar and order 20 shots each. 1 shot, 2 shots, 3, 4 .... they finally down the 20th shot. They both stand to leave and the giraffe passes out on the floor. The guy keeps stumbling to the door.
Right as he is going to leave. The bartender says, "Hey! Are you going to leave this lying on the floor?"
The man turns looks at the giraffe, looks at the bartender and says,
*hicc* "Thas not a lioOon. Thasa GIRAFFE!"
A man walks into a bar wit a giraffe
He sits down at the bar and orders himself a pint and a milkshake for the giraffe.
He finishes his pint, the giraffe finishes it's milkshake and he orders another for each of them.
Again they finish and have another.
After the third the giraffe drops down dead. The man gets up to walk out and the barman stops him;
"Oi mate, You can't leave that lying there"
The man turns around and says;
"it's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
Man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe
After a few hours the drunken pair get up to leave.
The giraffe stumbles and falls to the floor unconscious, the man walks on.
"Oi" shouts the bar man, "You can't just leave THAT lyin' there"
The man turns as says:
"It's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
A man and his giraffe walk into a bar...
The man orders drinks and they both stand around drinking for hours until finally the giraffe passes out on the floor. The man pays the bill and gets up to leave. As he walks out the door, the bartender says You're not gonna leave that lying on the floor are you? and the man says That's not a lion it's a giraffe!
A giraffe walks into a bar and says...
The highballs are on me.
A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich and a llama.
He walks up to the bar and asks the rhino bartender to recommend a beer.
Rhino: "Sure, we have lots of great choices on tap."
Lion: "C'mon man... Can't you see I prefer longnecks?"
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