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Giraffe And Elephant Jokes

38 giraffe and elephant jokes and hilarious giraffe and elephant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about giraffe and elephant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Giraffe And Elephant Short Jokes

Short giraffe and elephant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The giraffe and elephant humour may include short giraffe jokes also.

  1. An Elephant, a Giraffe and a Penguin walk in to a bar It's at this point I realise that there is something wrong with my pint.
  2. There is an elephant and a giraffe in the bathroom The giraffe says "pass the soap, please"
    And the elephant says "no soap, radio!"
  3. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a giraffe? A visit from the ethics board an a rescind of your grant.
  4. What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common? They are both gray except for the giraffe.
  5. What's the similarity between a giraffe and an elephant? - I don't know, What ?
    -They both start With the letter G
    -What? That makes no sense??
    -The elephant's name is Greg
  6. What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||•||giraffe||sin(Φ)
  7. You're riding a horse at full speed. A giraffe is beside you, an elephant in front of you, and a lion behind you! What do you do? You get off the carousel
  8. Why do elephants paint their t**... red? -So they can hide in cherry trees.
    What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
    -A giraffe eating cherries.
  9. Why do elephants paint their t**... red? To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works.
    What's the loudest sound in the forest?
    Giraffes eating cherries.
  10. Why do elephants paint their t**... red? So they can hide in apple trees.
    What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
    Giraffes eating apples

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Giraffe And Elephant One Liners

Which giraffe and elephant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with giraffe and elephant? I can suggest the ones about elephants rhinos and elephant.

  1. Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it.
  2. An inteovert elephant and an emo giraffe walks into a bar.. They couldnt fit in

Giraffe And Elephant Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about giraffe and elephant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baby elephant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make giraffe and elephant pranks.

Bad Zoo
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.
2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.
3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.
4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.
6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot.
7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.
8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.
9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit.
10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.


For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard.
Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river.
The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle.
"Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks.
"When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied.
"Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe.
"Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."

Some questions...

How do you throw a brick out of an airplane?
[Open the door and throw it](/spoiler)
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
[Open the fridge and put the giraffe in it](/spoiler)
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
[Open the door, remove the giraffe and put the elephant](/spoiler)
There was a meeting in the forest where all the animals gathered except which one?
[The elephant, its still in the fridge](/spoiler)
A swamp is filled with crocodiles but still a lady crossed it easily. How?
[The crocodiles had gone to the meeting](/spoiler)
But still the lady died. How?
[The brick fell on her.](/spoiler)

A string of jokes I heard a while ago

How do you get four elephants in a mini cooper?
Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get four giraffes in a mini cooper?
You can't because of all the elephants.
How do you get two whales in a mini cooper?
Same way you get to Wales in any other car, down the M4, over the Severn Bridge.
How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
You can hear them giggle when the lights go out.
How can you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?
You can't *quite* get the door closed.
How can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?
There's a mini cooper parked outside.

A lion walks into a savannah restaurant (made this one up while brushing my teeth this morning!)

A lion walks into a restaurant on the savannah and asks what's on the menu. "We can cook anything you want," replies the host, "elephant, wildebeest, hippo -- if it lives here, we can grill it up for you." The lion thinks for minute, then asks, "Do you have giraffe? I've really been hankering for some giraffe."
"Sorry man," replies the host, "that's a tall order."
any suggestions / help with delivery welcome!

What happens when you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Answer:It becomes cold duh!
What happens you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
What people say:It becomes cold?
Correct Answer: You can't put it there, the elephant is already in there.
The Lion is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

There are 500 bricks on a plane...

- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
499
- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
The alligators are all at the birthday party.
- Sally dies anyways. Why?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick

The long haul

an airplane is shipping a large amount of bricks, when suddenly the pilot yells over the intercom "the plane is going down we need to lower the weight" what do you do?
*throw out one brick*
how do you fit an elephant in a freezer?
*open the door, let him in, shut the door.*
how do you fit a giraffe in a freezer?
*open the door, take out the elephant, let the giraffe in, shut the door.*
the king of the jungle is holding a party and all the animals show up except one, who is it?
*the giraffe*
a woman is trying to cross a deadly river filled with deadly crocodiles, but survives. how?
*all the crocodiles are at the party.*
but then she suddenly dies. why?
*she got hit by the brick......*

A long series of jokes

503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
_502._
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
_Open door, put elephant in, close door._
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
_Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door._
The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
_The giraffe. He's in a fridge._
Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
_The gators are at the party._
Sally dies anyway. Why?
_She got hit in the head by a flying brick._
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Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?

A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door
Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. Open door, take elephant out of refrigerator, put giraffe in refrigerator, close door
Q. The lion throws a huge birthday party. All the animals but one go. Which is it and why?
A. The giraffe: he's still in the refrigerator
Q. Sally swims across an alligator infested river and doesn't get eaten. How?
A. The alligators are at the lion's birthday party
Q. Sally is found dead within the next 5 minutes: why?
A. She was hit by a brick falling from the sky

A brick fell from an airplane

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator in 3 steps? You open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in and close the refrigerator.
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator in 4 steps? You open the refrigerator, take the giraffe out, put the elephant inside and close the refrigerator.
A lion is having a birthday and all the animals are there except for one, which one is it? The elephant isn't there, he's in a refrigerator.
Sally has to cross a river populated by crocodiles, how does she do it without dying? She just swims across, all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday party.
Sally still dies, why? Because she got hit by the brick.

An elephant was drinking out of the river one day...

When he spotted a turtle lying fast asleep on a log.
The elephant walked over and kicked the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
A passing giraffe who happened to see this happen asked the elephant, "Why did you do that?"
The elephant replied, "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that bit my trunk 38 years ago."
The giraffe said, "Wow, what a memory you've got!"
"Yes," said the elephant, proudly. "Turtle recall."

If there are 500 bricks on a plane and one falls off, how many are left?

499.
What are the 3 steps of putting an elephant into a fridge?
Open fridge, put elephant in fridge, close fridge
What are the 4 steps of putting a giraffe into a fridge?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge.
The lion king is hosting a party. All but one of the guests show up. Who is missing?
The giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to go to the party, but she has to cross a crocodile-infested river to get there. She successfully swims across, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, why?
She got hit in the head by a falling brick.

100 bricks are on a plane and one fell off, how many bricks are left?

99
How do you fit a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the fridge, take everything out, put the giraffe in and close the door
How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door
The lions hosted a party and all the animals came, except for which one?
The elephant
A man swims across a man-eating crocodile infested river and survives, how?
The crocodiles are at the party
Then he dies. How?
The brick hit him

An elephant is drinking out of a river

An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" Asks a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a n**... out of my trunk 47 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory." Says the giraffe.
"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

Let us revive and old one.

There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
499.
How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
The Lion King is having a party and all animals attend except for one. Which one and why?
The giraffe because he is in the fridge.
Sarah wants to cross a crocodile-infest river with no way to get across but swim. How does she cross safely?
Swims. The crocodiles are at the party.
Sarah dies anyways. Why?
The brick that fell out of the plane hit her on the head.

For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?

Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his b**... red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)

Here's a trilogy of jokes

You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are good at it.
Why do elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries

Why don't you see elephants hiding in a tree?

Because they're very good at it.
Why do the elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in a cherry tree.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.

There a 502 bricks in a plane, one falls out, how many bricks are left?

501
h**... do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, shut the door
How do put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door
The lion king invites all the animals to a party, but ones missing, what is it?
The giraffe, he's still in a fridge.
A girl swims across a crocodile infested river, but she still survives, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party
The girl still dies. How?
She gets hit on the head by a brick falling out of the sky

A series of jokes because I never see the full set

Why are elephants so good at hiding in trees?
Because you never see them.
How do they hide in cherry trees?
They paint their b**... red and climb up
What's the loudest sound in the Savannah?
A giraffe eating cherries.

How do elephants camouflage themselves in the jungle?

They paint their b**... pink and hide up cherry tree's.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes eating the berries.

Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?

Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why do elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries

A man goes to a restaurant and sees a sign by the door

The sign reads: "Order anything you want, if we cannot make it, you get $300."
So, when the waiter comes he orders steamed elephant t**... with fried giraffe tongue on toast. The waiter goes to the kitchen and gives the cook the order. The kitchen staff is frantic and scrambles to find what the man had ordered. After a few minutes the chef walks out to the man, hands him $300 and says: "You had to order toast on the day we ran out of bread, did you...?"