The Best 22 Gingerly Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gingerly jokes. There are some gingerly easily jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gingerly cautiously puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gingerly Jokes and Puns

The Deadliest Job in WW2

My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served in the Philippines during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, Did you ever kill anyone?

Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, Probably. I was the cook.

How do you make love to a redhead?

Gingerly.

Why can't you hear a red heads footsteps

Because they walk so gingerly

Gingerly joke, Why can't you hear a red heads footsteps

How do Mr. and Mrs. Weasley have sex?

gingerly.

How should one approach an easily startled red head?

gingerly


How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II...

Since my grandfather had served during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, "Did you ever kill anyone?"

He got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, "Probably. I was the cook."

Gingerly joke, My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II...

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a pint. Just then, a fly drops in each of their Guinness.

The Englishman says: "How dreadful. Barkeep, take this pint back at once, I couldn't possibly touch it, it has a fly in it!"

The Scotsman says: "Ach, it's nae so bad!" and flicks the fly out with the back of his hand and chugs his beer.

The Irishman gingerly picks up the fly by the wing, gives the fly a little wiggle and says: "You spit that out! You spit that out!"

How does a redhead shave his pubes?

Gingerly

A man offers a woman at a bar a million dollars...

to have sex with him, after not much debate the woman agrees and says "absolutely".

The man with a smile on his face then says "will you have sex with me for $100".

The woman snarls back at him "What kind of woman do you think I am?"

The man gingerly replies "We have already determined that, we are just discussing price now."

If a woman likes you, you can tell her real hair colour from how it feels. Blondes touch you hard, brunettes touch you fast, redheads touch you...

Gingerly

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What is the proper way to tell a red head joke?

Gingerly.

How do red heads make love?

Gingerly.

I picked up some Chinese from a local place...

I picked up some Chinese from a local place (won't name them), and as I was driving home, I heard a weird rustling in the bag! I was like, "WTF is in the bag?" I swear I saw something peering at me out of the corner of my eye.

I pulled over hard, slammed the car in park, and gingerly picked up the bag. Again, more rustling, and the moo-shu moved!

I thought, "Please don't tell me there's a rodent in the bag." So I carefully opened the bag, and there it was ...

... A Peeking Duck!!!

Why doesn't Ed Sheeran have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran away.

(Saw this somewhere, and am gingerly sharing this punny piece)

A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shoppe and carefully,

slowly climbed up onto a counter stool.

He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae.

Crushed nuts? asked the server.

No, he answered.

Bad knees.

Gingerly joke, A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shoppe and carefully,

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

Police are cautiously looking for a suspect with red hair

They are pursuing the lead gingerly.

How do you have sex with a redhead?

Gingerly.


I saw a guy with horribly burned lips and chin gingerly sipping his tea

He was a hipster. He said he enjoyed his tea before it was cool.

How does a red head have sex?

Gingerly

How do you give a red head a sun burn?

Very gingerly.

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