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Funniest Gingerbread Man Short Jokes

Short gingerbread man jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gingerbread man humour may include short gingerbread jokes also.

  1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
  2. If a guy with Red Hair works at a Bakery, does that make him a GingerBread Man? I ask this because I'm baked at the moment..
  3. What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man? One runs away, the other runs for president.
    ^^It's ^^kinda ^^my ^^first ^^submission ^^I ^^hope ^^it's ^^ok
  4. The Gingerbread Man goes to the Doctors... Gingerbread Man: I broke my leg!
    Doctor: Have u tried icing it?
  5. I was having trouble with my laptop, so I called Apple support. They asked, 'Have you tried disabling cookies?'
    I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'
  6. What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down? Dang that cost me a lot of dough.
  7. Why did the gingerbread man decide to wear pants? He thought he had crumby legs. #DadJokes
  8. What do you call a rich male redhead? A Gingerbread Man.
    I'll just close the door behind me...
  9. A gingerbread man visits his doctor... The gingerbread man complains that he has had a sore knee for over a week, so the doctor takes a look at it and says "have you tried icing it?"
  10. Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection? She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

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Gingerbread Man One Liners

Which gingerbread man one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gingerbread man? I can suggest the ones about ginger and frosty snowman.

  1. What did the doctor Say to the gingerbread man who broke their legs? Try icing it.
  2. What do you call a baker with red hair? A gingerbread man.
  3. What does the gingerbread man sleep on? Cookie sheets.
  4. A Gingerbread Man Veteran …lost his legs in 'Nom
  5. What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man? Why don't you try icing it
  6. If a redhead works in a bakery... ...does that make him a gingerbread man?
  7. What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man.
  8. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors? Because he felt crumby.
  9. What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit.
  10. What do you call a gingerbread man in a hospital? A injured-bread man!
  11. What do you call a Gingerbread Man in a dress? Transginger
  12. What happened to the gingerbread man who double-crossed the mafia? He got iced.
  13. How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg? By icing it.
  14. What does a gingerbread man sleep with at night? A cookie sheet
  15. A redhead gets a job He is now a baker, probably a gingerbread man.

Great Gingerbread Man Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about gingerbread man you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean muffin man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gingerbread man pranks.

What does the gingerbread man have for n**...?

OREOLAS

What did the gingerbread man say during s**...?

I'm gonna crumb!

What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?

Cookie sheets.

What do you call a depressed gingerbread man?

A cookie cutter

What did they call a red-haired Jew back in the day?

A gingerbread man

Mexican version of Gingerbread Man

I thought there was a Mexican version of the "Gingerbread Man" story. But it was a flan-fiction.

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.

How did the gingerbread man lose his leg?

In Nom.

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