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So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money
They're both terrible without cream.
Thankfully there were no souls on board.
Ginger snaps.
β¦lost his legs in 'Nom
I don't know who I feel more sorry for, my son for being ginger or my wife for having to bring him up on her own.
Then again I just wish people would talk to me
...they really *did* love that cat.
> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*
A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.
Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?
Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.
A Ginger Bread-House
A ginger inbred house
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It's the only way they can own a soul.
ginger
A ginger snap.
Unscramble these words!
1.) PNEIS
2.) HTIELR
3.) NGGERI
4.) BUTTSXE
Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?
I mean, a ginger with two friends?
he wasn't happy about it.
There wasn't a soul there.
But he didn't have enough soul.
So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.
A gingerbreadmon.
Except ginger goths. They go naked.
Ginger-bred
Poor Tyrone..
I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
He wasn't pleased
cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.
You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.
I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles.
Fussy guy didn't even eat them.
So he could have a soul.
I just go sit underneath the full moon.
So a woman is in the hospital, having just given birth to twins. The midwife appears at her side and gravely says that she has some good news and some bad news. The woman asks for her to get the bad news out of the way. "Well," the midwife says, "unfortunately one of the children is ginger".
The Mother laughs and says, "Well then, whats the good news?"
"Its dead", the midwife says.
I'm gonna crumb!
John Dough
One's brain dead and the other is good for you
Dang that cost me a lot of dough.
He's a sweet-natured ginger, comes when called, well-trained, and works in IT. 28 years old, answers to "Kevin".
No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!
So I beat him up and stole his lunch money.
Unfortunately they had no sole...
Ginger bred
One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.
The ginger bread man
She was Schwepped off her feet
I call him Ginger Al
...Now the ginger has no Soul
Thinking they have nothing to lose, they decide to each try swimming back to civilization. The ginger goes first, but she can only swim 5 miles before she has to turn back. The brunette goes next, and she manages 25 miles, but she too becomes too tired and turns back. Finally, the blonde goes. She manages 50 miles, but becomes too tired and swims back to the island.
Ground ginger.
They've go no Seoul.
Though I suppose if Meghan wants to marry a ginger, it's none of my business.
They loved that cat.
A ginger with two friends
You take away it's sole!
I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
The doctor comes in and tells her, "I've got good news and bad news" Worried, the woman asks for the bad news first. He says, "I'm sorry but your baby was born a ginger." The woman responds,"That is bad news, but I suppose I can get used to it. What's the good news?"
"It's dead!"
Not enough.
Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.
OREOLAS
Nicked it off a fat ginger kid with glasses on
A cookie cutter
Anything, not like he'll run after you
A transginger
but I'm a ginger, so, you know, it's cool if you just stay away.
A ginger bread man.
Ginger kid: mom, I love you!
Mother: eee... let's just stay friends.
So I punched him & stole his lunch money.
They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?
I guess she liked that cat
There was not a soul.
A ginger bread man!
I stole it off a fat ginger kid
I'm being serious, it's getting kinda lonely here.
A ginger bred man.
turns out he was the Carroty kid.
Gingerbread Man: I broke my leg!
Doctor: Have u tried icing it?
They loved that cat
They decide to swim the hundred miles back to shore, the ginger makes it 10 miles, the brunette swims 25 miles, and the blonde swims fifty miles, realizes it's too far and swims back.
Cookie sheets.
It's the pastryarchy.
Armie asks, "does this taste funny to you?" Jeffrey responds, "I think it's ginger."
Soul
Only one of them gets laid!
And orders an espresso martini.
While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks:
"don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?"
"Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."
me to my redhead friend : "what's the difference between a ginger and a brick?"
my friend: "what?"
me: "only one of them gets laid"
She really loved that cat.
A ginger bread house
It's called the Rye n' Gosling, and it's the hottest drink I make
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