The Best 89 Ginger Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ginger jokes. There are some ginger ging jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ginger ginger soul puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Ginger Jokes and Puns

My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school

So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed on the way to the ginger convention?

Thankfully there were no souls on board.

Ginger joke, Did you hear about the plane that crashed on the way to the ginger convention?

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

A Gingerbread Man Veteran

…lost his legs in 'Nom


My wife has just given birth for the first time....

I don't know who I feel more sorry for, my son for being ginger or my wife for having to bring him up on her own.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger..

Then again I just wish people would talk to me

Ginger joke, I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger..

The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry...

...they really *did* love that cat.

> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*

A blonde goes to buy a TV.

A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.

So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.

Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.

Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?

Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

What do you call a family of redheaded rednecks? (NSFW)

A ginger inbred house

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Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts?

A ginger snap.

Unscramble these words!

Unscramble these words!
1.) PNEIS
2.) HTIELR
3.) NGGERI
4.) BUTTSXE
Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?

I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic

I mean, a ginger with two friends?

Ginger joke, I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic

Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer,

he wasn't happy about it.

Went to a ginger convention today

There wasn't a soul there.

A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band...

But he didn't have enough soul.


My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school.

So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls...

Except ginger goths. They go naked.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday.

Poor Tyrone..

I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me..

I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer

He wasn't pleased

Your favorite drink must be ginger ale.....

cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.

The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes.

You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.

I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger.

I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles.

I bought some ginger biscuits.

Fussy guy didn't even eat them.

Why Did The Ginger Buy a Kia?

So he could have a soul.

As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy

I just go sit underneath the full moon.

My favourite joke ever

So a woman is in the hospital, having just given birth to twins. The midwife appears at her side and gravely says that she has some good news and some bad news. The woman asks for her to get the bad news out of the way. "Well," the midwife says, "unfortunately one of the children is ginger".
The Mother laughs and says, "Well then, whats the good news?"
"Its dead", the midwife says.

What did the gingerbread man say during sex?

I'm gonna crumb!

What do you call an unidentified ginger bread man?

John Dough

What's the difference between a ginger and a vegetable?

One's brain dead and the other is good for you

What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down?

Dang that cost me a lot of dough.

My husband is allergic to our cat, so I have to give him away :/

He's a sweet-natured ginger, comes when called, well-trained, and works in IT. 28 years old, answers to "Kevin".

Some say that beer is soda with soul...

No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!

My girlfriend told me to get our ginger kid ready for school.

So I beat him up and stole his lunch money.

I bought some shoes from a ginger

Unfortunately they had no sole...

What is it called when two redheads have a kid?

Ginger bred

What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja?

One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.

What do you call a red-haired baker?

The ginger bread man

Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!]

She was Schwepped off her feet

My redhead friend named Albert drinks Canada Dry every day

I call him Ginger Al

A redhead had her Kia stolen...

...Now the ginger has no Soul

A blonde, a ginger and a brunette are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from any other land...

Thinking they have nothing to lose, they decide to each try swimming back to civilization. The ginger goes first, but she can only swim 5 miles before she has to turn back. The brunette goes next, and she manages 25 miles, but she too becomes too tired and turns back. Finally, the blonde goes. She manages 50 miles, but becomes too tired and swims back to the island.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favourite spice?

Ground ginger.

What do gingers and North Koreans have in common?

They've go no Seoul.

I can't believe Prince Harry, who's British royalty, is marrying African American actress Meghan Markle. Why would someone that rich and famous marry an obviously inferior genetic specimen? It's just unthinkable.

Though I suppose if Meghan wants to marry a ginger, it's none of my business.

My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry.

They loved that cat.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with two friends

How do you turn a shoe into a Ginger?

You take away it's sole!

I bought one of those anti-bullying charity wrist bands the other day

I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

A married couple goes to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

The doctor comes in and tells her, "I've got good news and bad news" Worried, the woman asks for the bad news first. He says, "I'm sorry but your baby was born a ginger." The woman responds,"That is bad news, but I suppose I can get used to it. What's the good news?"

"It's dead!"

What do gingers and extinct dinosaurs have in common?

Not enough.

I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend

Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

What does the gingerbread man have for nipples?

OREOLAS

Got myself one of those anti-bullying wristbands today

Nicked it off a fat ginger kid with glasses on

What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house?

A cookie cutter

What do you call a fat ginger kid with glasses?

Anything, not like he'll run after you

So a ginger friend of mine got their hair dyed, I guess you could say they are now...

A transginger

A day without you is like a day with sunshine

but I'm a ginger, so, you know, it's cool if you just stay away.

What do you call an Irish millionaire?

A ginger bread man.

Ginger kid

Ginger kid: mom, I love you!

Mother: eee... let's just stay friends.

My wife asked me to prepare our 4 year old ginger son for his first day at school.

So I punched him & stole his lunch money.

I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend

They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?

My mum was upset when I put ginger in the pasta last night

I guess she liked that cat

They had a Ginger Lives Matter protest today

There was not a soul.

What do you call a redhead who works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man!

I got one of those anti-bullying bracelets the other day

I stole it off a fat ginger kid

How do ginger people make friends?

I'm being serious, it's getting kinda lonely here.

What do you call a redheaded gentleman from a long line of redheads?

A ginger bred man.

Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts....

turns out he was the Carroty kid.

The Gingerbread Man goes to the Doctors...

Gingerbread Man: I broke my leg!

Doctor: Have u tried icing it?

I made a curry last night and put ginger in it, kids weren't happy

They loved that cat

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger are on an island

They decide to swim the hundred miles back to shore, the ginger makes it 10 miles, the brunette swims 25 miles, and the blonde swims fifty miles, realizes it's too far and swims back.

What does the gingerbread man sleep on?

Cookie sheets.

Why are there gingerbread men but not gingerbread women?

It's the pastryarchy.

Jeffrey Dahmer and Armie Hammer are eating Ronald McDonald

Armie asks, "does this taste funny to you?" Jeffrey responds, "I think it's ginger."

What type of music can't ginger people listen to?

Soul

What's the difference between a brick and a ginger?

Only one of them gets laid!

A kangaroo walks into a bar

And orders an espresso martini.
While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks:
"don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?"

"Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."

me and my redhead friend

me to my redhead friend : "what's the difference between a ginger and a brick?"


my friend: "what?"


me: "only one of them gets laid"

My girlfriend was furious with me when i told her i put ginger in her favourite curry..

She really loved that cat.

What do you call a red head with a yeast infection

A ginger bread house

Created a new cocktail. Rye whiskey, Gosling's Ginger Beer, and garnished with jalapeΓ±o

It's called the Rye n' Gosling, and it's the hottest drink I make

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