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So I punched him & stole his lunch money.
Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.
Ginger bred
They loved that cat.
I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?
cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.
Though I suppose if Meghan wants to marry a ginger, it's none of my business.
The ginger bread man
So a woman is in the hospital, having just given birth to twins. The midwife appears at her side and gravely says that she has some good news and some bad news. The woman asks for her to get the bad news out of the way. "Well," the midwife says, "unfortunately one of the children is ginger".
The Mother laughs and says, "Well then, whats the good news?"
"Its dead", the midwife says.
Ginger snaps.
There was not a soul.
They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?
I mean, a ginger with two friends?
A ginger snap.
You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.
She was Schwepped off her feet
Not enough.
So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money
A gingerbreadmon.
One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.
I guess she liked that cat
A ginger inbred house
A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.
Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?
Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.
Ginger-bred
So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.
are all running from the cops. They run into an alley behind a restaurant. Behind the restaurant there is only a dumpster and a half full of sack of potatoes. The ginger hides in the dumpster, the brunette hides behind the dumpster, and the blonde hides in the sack of potatoes. The cops round the corner and approach the inside dumpster.
The ginger meows and the cops say, "Oh its only a cat, they aren't in here." The cops then approach behind the dumpster. The brunette growls and the cops say, "It's just a dog, they aren't behind here."
As the cops leave they pass the potato sack without giving it a second thought. Then the blonde goes, "Potatoes, potatoes."
Then again I just wish people would talk to me
He wasn't pleased
They make a shelter but start getting hungry so the brunette decides to go out hunting. She returns with a rabbit and the blonde asks "how'd you get that?", the brunette replies "Oh I just followed some tracks and found it"
The next day the ginger decides to go out hunting, she returns with a deer, and the blonde asks "how'd you get that?", the ginger replies "Oh I just followed some tracks and found it"
The next day the blonde decides to go out hunting, she returns covered in bruises and cuts, the brunette asks "what happened to you?" The blonde replies "I followed some tracks and got hit by a train".
A ginger bread man!
A ginger bread man.
They're both terrible without cream.
…lost his legs in 'Nom
A Ginger Bread-House
he wasn't happy about it.
Except ginger goths. They go naked.
It's the only way they can own a soul.
John Dough
I stole it off a fat ginger kid
I just go sit underneath the full moon.
The three friends have been stuck in the desert for days. They have finished their last drink of water. They come across a genie in a bottle.
The genie says he will grant them one wish each.
The brunette is excited and says "I wish to be home with my family"
Next comes the ginger's wish
The ginger repeats those words. "I wish to be home with my family"
Finally it is the blonde's wish.
She groans and says "I wish my friends could be with me!"
I don't know who I feel more sorry for, my son for being ginger or my wife for having to bring him up on her own.
Thankfully there were no souls on board.
I'm being serious, it's getting kinda lonely here.
He's a sweet-natured ginger, comes when called, well-trained, and works in IT. 28 years old, answers to "Kevin".
One's brain dead and the other is good for you
A ginger with two friends
No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!
Anything, not like he'll run after you
They've go no Seoul.
I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Unscramble these words!
1.) PNEIS
2.) HTIELR
3.) NGGERI
4.) BUTTSXE
Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?
Fussy guy didn't even eat them.
A cookie cutter
Nicked it off a fat ginger kid with glasses on
ginger
There wasn't a soul there.
Thinking they have nothing to lose, they decide to each try swimming back to civilization. The ginger goes first, but she can only swim 5 miles before she has to turn back. The brunette goes next, and she manages 25 miles, but she too becomes too tired and turns back. Finally, the blonde goes. She manages 50 miles, but becomes too tired and swims back to the island.
...Now the ginger has no Soul
but I'm a ginger, so, you know, it's cool if you just stay away.
A transginger
After the delivery, the doctor takes the baby away to check on its health. Shortly thereafter, the doctor comes back in the room and informs the couple that he has some good news, and some bad news, and ask which they would like to hear first.
The couple talks it over for a second tells the doctor they want the bad news first, to get it out of the way.
The doctor looks down at his shoes, sighs and says, "Well, I don't really know how to say this. But you baby, its a ginger."
The couple, obviously relieve, reply "That isn't bad at all! Whats the good news?"
"Its dead"
...they really *did* love that cat.
> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*
Dang that cost me a lot of dough.
So I beat him up and stole his lunch money.
But he didn't have enough soul.
I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles.
Poor Tyrone..
You take away it's sole!
OREOLAS
Ginger kid: mom, I love you!
Mother: eee... let's just stay friends.
Unfortunately they had no sole...
So he could have a soul.
...go on a survivalist show where they are to survive for as long as possible in the desert. Each can bring one item, but they need to justify to the producers how it will assist their survival. The brunette shows up with a canteen, explaining to the producers that a method of carrying water is critical. The ginger shows up with an umbrella, explaining that it's imperative that the sun be kept off the skin. When the blonde shows up, she's carrying a car door. When the producers ask why, she tells them that if it gets too hot, she wants to be able to open the window.
I'm gonna crumb!
Ground ginger.
I call him Ginger Al
Neither has a Seoul
Well read.
Because they have no soul.
No ginger kids
The doctor comes in and tells her, "I've got good news and bad news" Worried, the woman asks for the bad news first. He says, "I'm sorry but your baby was born a ginger." The woman responds,"That is bad news, but I suppose I can get used to it. What's the good news?"
"It's dead!"
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole
I mean I'm not saying magic is impossible, everyone on my estate fights with sticks, there may even be the odd unicorn about, but who, has ever seen a ginger kid with two mates ?
I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"
Is it called a ginger snap?
His friends called him the ginger bread man.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.