Ginger Jokes

Following is our collection of gingerbread humor and ging one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ginger puns for adults, dirty spice jokes or clean transginger gags for kids.

There is an abundance of caramel jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 89 funniest jokes on ginger. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any popstar witze you can hear about ginger.

The Best jokes about Ginger

My wife asked me to prepare our 4 year old ginger son for his first day at school.

So I punched him & stole his lunch money.

I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend

Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

What is it called when two redheads have a kid?

Ginger bred

My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry.

They loved that cat.

I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me..

I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?


Your favorite drink must be ginger ale.....

cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.

I can't believe Prince Harry, who's British royalty, is marrying African American actress Meghan Markle. Why would someone that rich and famous marry an obviously inferior genetic specimen? It's just unthinkable.

Though I suppose if Meghan wants to marry a ginger, it's none of my business.

What do you call a red-haired baker?

The ginger bread man

My favourite joke ever

So a woman is in the hospital, having just given birth to twins. The midwife appears at her side and gravely says that she has some good news and some bad news. The woman asks for her to get the bad news out of the way. "Well," the midwife says, "unfortunately one of the children is ginger".
The Mother laughs and says, "Well then, whats the good news?"
"Its dead", the midwife says.

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

They had a Ginger Lives Matter protest today

There was not a soul.


I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend

They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?

I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic

I mean, a ginger with two friends?

What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts?

A ginger snap.

The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes.

You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.

Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!]

She was Schwepped off her feet

What do gingers and extinct dinosaurs have in common?

Not enough.

My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school

So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.


What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja?

One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.

My mum was upset when I put ginger in the pasta last night

I guess she liked that cat

What do you call a family of redheaded rednecks? (NSFW)

A ginger inbred house

A blonde goes to buy a TV.

A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.

So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.

Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.

Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?

Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school.

So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.

A Brunette, a blonde, and a ginger

are all running from the cops. They run into an alley behind a restaurant. Behind the restaurant there is only a dumpster and a half full of sack of potatoes. The ginger hides in the dumpster, the brunette hides behind the dumpster, and the blonde hides in the sack of potatoes. The cops round the corner and approach the inside dumpster.
The ginger meows and the cops say, "Oh its only a cat, they aren't in here." The cops then approach behind the dumpster. The brunette growls and the cops say, "It's just a dog, they aren't behind here."
As the cops leave they pass the potato sack without giving it a second thought. Then the blonde goes, "Potatoes, potatoes."

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger..

Then again I just wish people would talk to me

I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer

He wasn't pleased

A blonde, brunette and ginger get lost in the woods

They make a shelter but start getting hungry so the brunette decides to go out hunting. She returns with a rabbit and the blonde asks "how'd you get that?", the brunette replies "Oh I just followed some tracks and found it"

The next day the ginger decides to go out hunting, she returns with a deer, and the blonde asks "how'd you get that?", the ginger replies "Oh I just followed some tracks and found it"

The next day the blonde decides to go out hunting, she returns covered in bruises and cuts, the brunette asks "what happened to you?" The blonde replies "I followed some tracks and got hit by a train".

What do you call a redhead who works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man!

What do you call an Irish millionaire?

A ginger bread man.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

A Gingerbread Man Veteran

…lost his legs in 'Nom

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer,

he wasn't happy about it.

Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls...

Except ginger goths. They go naked.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

What do you call an unidentified ginger bread man?

John Dough

I got one of those anti-bullying bracelets the other day

I stole it off a fat ginger kid

As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy

I just go sit underneath the full moon.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a ginger stuck on a desert

The three friends have been stuck in the desert for days. They have finished their last drink of water. They come across a genie in a bottle.

The genie says he will grant them one wish each.

The brunette is excited and says "I wish to be home with my family"

Next comes the ginger's wish

The ginger repeats those words. "I wish to be home with my family"

Finally it is the blonde's wish.

She groans and says "I wish my friends could be with me!"

My wife has just given birth for the first time....

I don't know who I feel more sorry for, my son for being ginger or my wife for having to bring him up on her own.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed on the way to the ginger convention?

Thankfully there were no souls on board.

How do ginger people make friends?

I'm being serious, it's getting kinda lonely here.

My husband is allergic to our cat, so I have to give him away :/

He's a sweet-natured ginger, comes when called, well-trained, and works in IT. 28 years old, answers to "Kevin".

What's the difference between a ginger and a vegetable?

One's brain dead and the other is good for you

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with two friends

Some say that beer is soda with soul...

No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!

What do you call a fat ginger kid with glasses?

Anything, not like he'll run after you

What do gingers and North Koreans have in common?

They've go no Seoul.

I bought one of those anti-bullying charity wrist bands the other day

I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

Unscramble these words!

Unscramble these words!
1.) PNEIS
2.) HTIELR
3.) NGGERI
4.) BUTTSXE
Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?

I bought some ginger biscuits.

Fussy guy didn't even eat them.

What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house?

A cookie cutter

Got myself one of those anti-bullying wristbands today

Nicked it off a fat ginger kid with glasses on

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Went to a ginger convention today

There wasn't a soul there.

A blonde, a ginger and a brunette are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from any other land...

Thinking they have nothing to lose, they decide to each try swimming back to civilization. The ginger goes first, but she can only swim 5 miles before she has to turn back. The brunette goes next, and she manages 25 miles, but she too becomes too tired and turns back. Finally, the blonde goes. She manages 50 miles, but becomes too tired and swims back to the island.

A redhead had her Kia stolen...

...Now the ginger has no Soul

A day without you is like a day with sunshine

but I'm a ginger, so, you know, it's cool if you just stay away.

So a ginger friend of mine got their hair dyed, I guess you could say they are now...

A transginger

A couple has a baby...

After the delivery, the doctor takes the baby away to check on its health. Shortly thereafter, the doctor comes back in the room and informs the couple that he has some good news, and some bad news, and ask which they would like to hear first.

The couple talks it over for a second tells the doctor they want the bad news first, to get it out of the way.

The doctor looks down at his shoes, sighs and says, "Well, I don't really know how to say this. But you baby, its a ginger."

The couple, obviously relieve, reply "That isn't bad at all! Whats the good news?"

"Its dead"

The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry...

...they really *did* love that cat.

> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*

What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down?

Dang that cost me a lot of dough.

My girlfriend told me to get our ginger kid ready for school.

So I beat him up and stole his lunch money.

A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band...

But he didn't have enough soul.

I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger.

I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles.

My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday.

Poor Tyrone..

How do you turn a shoe into a Ginger?

You take away it's sole!

What does the gingerbread man have for nipples?

OREOLAS

Ginger kid

Ginger kid: mom, I love you!

Mother: eee... let's just stay friends.

I bought some shoes from a ginger

Unfortunately they had no sole...

Why Did The Ginger Buy a Kia?

So he could have a soul.

A brunette, a ginger, and a blonde...

...go on a survivalist show where they are to survive for as long as possible in the desert. Each can bring one item, but they need to justify to the producers how it will assist their survival. The brunette shows up with a canteen, explaining to the producers that a method of carrying water is critical. The ginger shows up with an umbrella, explaining that it's imperative that the sun be kept off the skin. When the blonde shows up, she's carrying a car door. When the producers ask why, she tells them that if it gets too hot, she wants to be able to open the window.

What did the gingerbread man say during sex?

I'm gonna crumb!

What is Hannibal Lecter's favourite spice?

Ground ginger.

My redhead friend named Albert drinks Canada Dry every day

I call him Ginger Al

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

Ginger librarians are:

Well read.

Why can't Gingers play jazz?

Because they have no soul.

What's the main benefit of being black?

No ginger kids

A married couple goes to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

The doctor comes in and tells her, "I've got good news and bad news" Worried, the woman asks for the bad news first. He says, "I'm sorry but your baby was born a ginger." The woman responds,"That is bad news, but I suppose I can get used to it. What's the good news?"

"It's dead!"

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato...

Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

(not mine) I hate the Harry Potter franchise, it's too unrealistic.

I mean I'm not saying magic is impossible, everyone on my estate fights with sticks, there may even be the odd unicorn about, but who, has ever seen a ginger kid with two mates ?

It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci

I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"

So...if a redhead goes crazy...

Is it called a ginger snap?

Did you hear about the red head who worked at the bakery?

His friends called him the ginger bread man.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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