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21 ginger hair jokes and hilarious ginger hair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ginger hair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Ginger Hair Short Jokes

Short ginger hair jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ginger hair humour may include short ginger head jokes also.

  1. I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger.. Then again I just wish people would talk to me
  2. If a woman likes you, you can tell her real hair colour from how it feels. Blondes touch you hard, brunettes touch you fast, redheads touch you... Gingerly
  3. What is it called when a person with red hair and freckles gets angry for no reason? Ginger-snap!
  4. So a ginger friend of mine got their hair dyed, I guess you could say they are now... A transginger
  5. I committed a crime while costumed like a Ginger to distract the cops It was a real Red Hairing
  6. Police are cautiously looking for a suspect with red hair They are pursuing the lead gingerly.
  7. What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life? A trans-ginger
  8. What is the difference between Conan O'brien and Frankenstein? answer: the ginger hair and the freckles.
  9. What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book? Red hairing.
  10. If a ginger bird s**... her p**... hair Into a Brazilian s**..., would it look like a Fish Finger?

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Ginger Hair One Liners

Which ginger hair one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ginger hair? I can suggest the ones about ginger and ginger redhead.

  1. What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man
  2. What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger.
  3. What do you call a guy who's parents both have red hair and freckles? A ginger bred man.
  4. What's the best contraceptive? A ginger hair dye
  5. What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol? Ginger Ale

Delightful Fun Ginger Hair Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about ginger hair you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ginger people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ginger hair pranks.

A blonde goes to buy a TV.

A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.
Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?
Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.

After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?"
After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor".
The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair".
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news".
The doctor replies, "He's dead".

A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill.
A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill.
A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill.
A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.