Ginger Beer Jokes
9 ginger beer jokes and hilarious ginger beer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ginger beer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ginger Beer Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good ginger beer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A runner walks into a bar
An ultra runner jogs into a bar and orders a beer. She reaches into her sweaty sports bra and pulls out a sweaty crumpled $5 bill to pay. The bartender gingerly picks up the damp bill with a pair of tongs and dumps it in a bucket. "You realize every time I get money with b**... fluids on them I have to report it to the government," the bartender grumbles. "It's g**... income."
Created a new cocktail. Rye whiskey, Gosling's Ginger Beer, and garnished with jalapeño
It's called the Rye n' Gosling, and it's the hottest drink I make
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a pint. Just then, a fly drops in each of their Guinness.
The Englishman says: "How dreadful. Barkeep, take this pint back at once, I couldn't possibly touch it, it has a fly in it!"
The Scotsman says: "Ach, it's nae so bad!" and flicks the fly out with the back of his hand and c**... his beer.
The Irishman gingerly picks up the fly by the wing, gives the fly a little wiggle and says: "You spit that out! You spit that out!"
I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer
He wasn't pleased
A kangaroo walks into a bar
And orders an espresso martini.
While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks:
"don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?"
"Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."
Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer,
he wasn't happy about it.
Some say that beer is soda with soul...
No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!
What do you call a red headed beer?
A Ginger Ale!
I invented a new drink. Ginger beer and Jack Daniel's.
I call it the Stormy Daniel's.
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