The Best 7 Gimp Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gimp jokes. There are some gimp decibel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gimp drumstick puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gimp Jokes and Puns

I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a BDSM session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband.

Whoops, wrong sub.

A woman is talking to her next door neighbour and she says I'm worried about my 16 year old son...

I looked in his school bag and found a gimp mask, nipple clamps and a whip. What should I do.
And the neighbour replyed I'm no expert but I wouldn't spank him.

I brought my gimp home from the club yesterday and took off his mask...

Oops, wrong sub!

What's the difference between a pump suit and a gimp suit?

Which end of the backhand you're on.

I'm looking forward to the heat

Like a gimp looks forward to the beat


Did you hear about the girl with the gimp leg?

She literally couldn't even.

I needed to upgrade my car sound system

So I put a gimp suit on my dog and put her in the trunk, now I have a new subwoofer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gimp divulge jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gimp dominatrix piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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