Gimmie Jokes
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Bill and Steve walk out of a bar after having a few drinks together...
Around the corner, a masked man steps from an alley and points a gun at them. "Gimmie all your money, both of you! Now!"
Bill says, "Hold on! Just gimmie 10 seconds!" He turns to Steve and says, "Here's that $100 I owe you, man."
What did the bully say to Nasa?
Gimmie (all) your launch money
The Terminator T-100 walks into a bar and says,
"Gimmie a screwdriver! I need to loosen up."
What did the Indian pirate say to the boat Captain?
"Argh, gimmie me alla yer Buddha!"
gimmie your best dad joke
lemme know your best dad joke, i'll start. I was walking in the grocery store yesterday and a dad gave me his cart to use and said i left some gas in it for you
So I'm walking into this bar, with a big pile of dirt under my arm.....
I say to the bartender, Gimmie two beers, one for here and one for the road!
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Gimmie that money
A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits up. What's the matter? asks the guy. She replies, I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a p**..., and I charge $100 for s**.... The man thinks about it for a few seconds, but then reluctantly gets out a $100 bill, pays her, and they have s**.... After a cigarette, he just sits in the driver's seat looking out the window. Why aren't we going anywhere? asks the girl. Well, I should have mentioned this before, replies the man, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $50.
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