The Best 5 Gimli Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gimli jokes. There are some gimli bilbo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gimli legolas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gimli Jokes and Puns

Gimli was going on a date last night, so I let him borrow my hair gel and my shaving foam.

And my Axe.

What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm's Deep?

That's a LOTR orcs!

Why did Gimli have to be a part of the Fellowship?

He was the Tolkien minority.

What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex?

"You're going to have to toss me"

It's weird how you see lots of elves and men in the LOTR trilogy, but Gimli is one of the only dwarves

Guess you could say he's the Tolkien minority


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gimli minority jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gimli pikajew piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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