Gimli Jokes
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At a hospital
Mother : "holding a newborn child" you have my eyes
Father : and my smile
Aragorn : you have my sword
Legolas : and you have my bow
Gimli : and my axe
Nurse : can we get security in here please , they are back again
Gimli was going on a date last night, so I let him borrow my hair gel and my shaving foam.
And my Axe.
What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm's Deep?
That's a LOTR orcs!
Why did Gimli have to be a part of the Fellowship?
He was the Tolkien minority.
What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for s**...?
"You're going to have to toss me"
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