gillette Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious gillette puns

If brand slogans were honest...

Hallmark: When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by 
a corporation.

Ritz crackers: Tiny, edible plates.

CliffsNotes: They're still going to know you didn't read the book.

Gillette: We're just going to keep adding blades.

ChapStick: You'll misplace it before the tube's empty.

Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature.


I used to call my ex Gillette, because she was the best a man can get...

Until I realized I can get better for cheaper.


My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm the best a man can get.

Also, I will cut you.


I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY.

Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners.


I'm sick of these complicated Gillette 3 and 4 blade razors with vibrating heads, "cooling" technology, and pivoting heads etc...

...But I've always been a firm believer in Occam's razor.


Gillette have developed a new razor, just for dyslexics

It's the best thing since sliced beard!


"A shave so good it feels like magic!"

The new Penn Gillette razor.


Gillette researchers are really the best

They got some cutting edge technology


Why does Ur anus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?



Hey babe, is your name Gillette?

Because you're the best a man can get.


What's a depressed man's favorite grooming brand?



A Gentlemen always seeks for the best

And thus he remains single and clean shaven throughout his life.
Gillette The best a man can get..


What are the most funny Gillette jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Gillette? Well, here are the best Gillette dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Gillette pick up lines to share with friends.


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