The Best 15 Gillette Jokes

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Funny Gillette Jokes and Puns

With all Gillette drama said and done

I guess it really wasn't meant for sensitive skin


The best a ma'am can get

If brand slogans were honest...

Hallmark: When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by â€Ļa corporation.

Ritz crackers: Tiny, edible plates.

CliffsNotes: They're still going to know you didn't read the book.

Gillette: We're just going to keep adding blades.

ChapStick: You'll misplace it before the tube's empty.

Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature.

Gillette joke, If brand slogans were honest...

So Gillette just came out with a new Ad campaign calling out men for toxic masculinity.

I can honestly say this is the first time Ive ever seen a razor blade company cut their own wrists.

I used to call my ex Gillette, because she was the best a man can get...

Until I realized I can get better for cheaper.

My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm the best a man can get.

Also, I will cut you.

A lot of people are upset about that Gillette commercial

I guess it wasn't made for people with sensitive skin.

Gillette joke, A lot of people are upset about that Gillette commercial

I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY.

Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners.

I'm sick of these complicated Gillette 3 and 4 blade razors with vibrating heads, "cooling" technology, and pivoting heads etc...

...But I've always been a firm believer in Occam's razor.

Gillette have developed a new razor, just for dyslexics

It's the best thing since sliced beard!

Has anyone tried burning their Gillette razors yet?

I'm having trouble getting mine to catch on fire. Total bullshit. Razor burn must be a myth.

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Hey Lady! Are you Gillette?

Cause you're the best a man can get.

"A shave so good it feels like magic!"

The new Penn Gillette razor.

Gillette researchers are really the best

They got some cutting edge technology

A Gentlemen always seeks for the best

And thus he remains single and clean shaven throughout his life.
Gillette The best a man can get..

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