Gillette Jokes
22 gillette jokes and hilarious gillette puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gillette that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gillette Short Jokes
Short gillette jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gillette humour may include short razor jokes also.
- So Gillette just came out with a new Ad campaign calling out men for toxic masculinity. I can honestly say this is the first time Ive ever seen a razor blade company cut their own wrists.
- I used to call my ex Gillette, because she was the best a man can get... Until I realized I can get better for cheaper.
- A lot of people are upset about that Gillette commercial I guess it wasn't made for people with sensitive skin.
- I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY. Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners.
- I'm sick of these complicated Gillette 3 and 4 blade razors with vibrating heads, "cooling" technology, and pivoting heads etc... ...But I've always been a firm believer in Occam's razor.
- Gillette have developed a new razor, just for dyslexics It's the best thing since sliced beard!
- A Gentlemen always seeks for the best And thus he remains single and clean shaven throughout his life.
Gillette The best a man can get.. - Has anyone tried burning their Gillette razors yet? I'm having trouble getting mine to catch on fire. Total b**.... Razor burn must be a myth.
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Gillette One Liners
Which gillette one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gillette? I can suggest the ones about miller and manufacturing.
- With all Gillette drama said and done I guess it really wasn't meant for sensitive skin
- Gillette.. The best a ma'am can get
- My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you.
- Hey Lady! Are you Gillette? Cause you're the best a man can get.
- "A shave so good it feels like magic!" The new Penn Gillette razor.
- Gillette researchers are really the best They got some cutting edge technology
- What's a depressed man's favorite grooming brand? Gillette
- Hey babe, is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.
Cheeky Gillette Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about gillette you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gillette pranks.
If brand slogans were honest...
Hallmark: When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by
a corporation.
Ritz crackers: Tiny, edible plates.
CliffsNotes: They're still going to know you didn't read the book.
Gillette: We're just going to keep adding blades.
ChapStick: You'll misplace it before the tube's empty.
Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature.
