The Best 24 Gigs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gigs jokes. There are some gigs gig jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gigs frontman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gigs Jokes and Puns

There's a band called 1023MB

It hasn't had any gigs yet.

My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs.

lol

Why the musician sold his computer...

Not enough gigs.

Gigs joke, Why the musician sold his computer...

Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon.

10 gigs for $80 a month

Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes?

They've never had any gigs.


Bagpiper at a Funeral

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a Pauper's' cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, and we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say;

"I NEVER SEEN NOTHIN' LIKE THAT BEFORE AND I'VE BEEN PUTTING IN SEPTIC TANKS FOR TWENTY YEARS."

Had to quit my band after nobody came to any of our gigs.

Going to miss the boys from "Private Function".

Gigs joke, Had to quit my band after nobody came to any of our gigs.

Why was the trombone player jealous of his computer's RAM?

It has more gigs than he does.

There's this band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes

They haven't had any gigs yet.

Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites?

Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet.

There's a band called 999MB.

they haven't had any gigs yet.

You can explore gigs megabytes reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean gigs performers dad jokes. There are also gigs puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?

They don't have any gigs.

There's a new band called 1023 Megabytes

They haven't got any gigs yet.

There's a new band called "1023Mb"

They don't have any gigs yet.

Has anyone heard of the new band called 512MB?

They haven't any gigs yet!

Heard about that new band called 1023 MB?

They didn't have any gigs yet.

Gigs joke, Heard about that new band called 1023 MB?

When Daft Punk started wearing robot masks, their manager sent them out on the road to see if people at gigs could tell who they were.

It was called The Touring Test.

Have you heard of the band 150 megabytes?

No? Not surprised, they don't have any gigs yet.

Scone....

Both Cream and The Jam were going to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.


Why do nazis rarely get DJ gigs?

'Cause they can't differentiate between 33 and 45

Why do musicians show up early to gigs?

Because their watch is in cut time.

Have you heard of the band 1023 MB?

Have you? No? Probably because they don't have any GIGS!

Why does the band 1023mb suck?

They haven't had any gigs yet!

What do you give an usuccesful band?

A new hard drive because of all the gigs.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gigs contra jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gigs concert piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes