Gigs Jokes
44 gigs jokes and hilarious gigs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gigs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short gigs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gigs humour may include short digs jokes also.
- I went to an Oasis gig with my sister in 1995. When they came out onto the stage I shouted, "Go Oasis!"
Then my sister left. - I was once in a band called "1023MB , I thought we had potential, but we just couldn't get a gig.
- What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at a show "I don't want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs. So next time, buy two seats"
- I got booed off of the stage at the start of my comedy act for saying that I still live with my parents... That's the last time I do a gig at an orphanage.
- a graphic designer, an astrophysicist, a dentist and an electrician walk into a bar it was queen and they were playing their first gig
- Life is hard in a band Me and the guys started a rock band, we call it 1023MB. But no matter how hard we look we cant find a gig.
- Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month
- Why do accordion players always play on the edge of the stage? So they can be closer to their cars when the gig is over.
- Had to quit my band after nobody came to any of our gigs. Going to miss the boys from "Private Function".
- I said "My, what big eyes you have!" Followed by "My, what big hands you have!"
And then "My what big teeth you have!"
My charity gig for children with disabilities did not start out well.
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Gigs One Liners
Which gigs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gigs? I can suggest the ones about gigantic and giggles.
- My band is called 1023MB We haven't gotten a gig yet
- We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes. We never made it to a gig.
- I started a band with friends called 999 Megabytes Still haven't gotten a Gig though
- There is a band called 1023MB Unfortunately, they haven't had any gigs yet.
- There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet.
- I started a band call 999 megabytes We haven't got a gig yet.
- My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs. lol
- Why the musician sold his computer... Not enough gigs.
- I'm in a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't made it to a gig yet.
- Have you heard of the band 999 megabytes? Probably not, they haven't got a gig yet
- Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? They've never had any gigs.
- I started a new band called 1023MB We still haven't got a gig.
- Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y? Because why emcee, eh?
- Have you heard about the band called "1023 Megabytes?" They haven't made it to a gig yet.
- My friend is in a band called 1023 megabytes They dont have a gig yet tho
Quirky and Hilarious Gigs Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about gigs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gigs pranks.
Bagpiper at a f**...
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a f**... director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a Pauper's' cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the f**... guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, and we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say;
"I NEVER SEEN NOTHIN' LIKE THAT BEFORE AND I'VE BEEN PUTTING IN SEPTIC TANKS FOR TWENTY YEARS."
Why was the t**... player jealous of his computer's RAM?
It has more gigs than he does.
There's this band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes
They haven't had any gigs yet.
Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites?
Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet.
There's a band called 999MB.
they haven't had any gigs yet.
Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?
They don't have any gigs.
There's a new band called 1023 Megabytes
They haven't got any gigs yet.
Pearl Jam have had to cancel some gigs in Europe after Eddie Vedder experienced some issues with his t**....
The band tried to source a temporary replacement vocalist, but they can't find a better man.
There's a new band called "1023Mb"
They don't have any gigs yet.
Has anyone heard of the new band called 512MB?
They haven't any gigs yet!
Heard about that new band called 1023 MB?
They didn't have any gigs yet.
When Daft Punk started wearing robot masks, their manager sent them out on the road to see if people at gigs could tell who they were.
It was called The Touring Test.
Have you heard of the band 150 megabytes?
No? Not surprised, they don't have any gigs yet.
scone....
Both Cream and The Jam were going to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.
Why do n**... rarely get DJ gigs?
'Cause they can't differentiate between 33 and 45
Why do musicians show up early to gigs?
Because their watch is in cut time.
Have you heard of the band 1023 MB?
Have you? No? Probably because they don't have any GIGS!
Why does the band 1023mb s**...?
They haven't had any gigs yet!
What do you give an usuccesful band?
A new hard drive because of all the gigs.
Why is an iPhone better than a Magician?
It has a lot more gigs
As a guitarist, I play many gigs. (xpost from funny)
Recently I was asked by a f**... director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the f**... guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my guitar and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.
Apparently, I'm still lost…
