Giggles Jokes
37 giggles jokes and hilarious giggles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about giggles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh till you cry with this collection of the ultimate giggles jokes. From chuckle-worthy puns to giggle-worthy zingers, you'll be sure to have a smile on your face and a funny story to ask!
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Funniest Giggles Short Jokes
Short giggles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The giggles humour may include short chuckle jokes also.
- Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
- First day on the job as a drugdealer *giggles*
"We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?
*gets stabbed* - What do you call a sexist Masseuse? A Massaginist!
It's an awful joke I came up with last night and couldn't stop giggling thinking about it. - What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom...
My 7yo told me I had to post this. Enjoy the giggle! - My great grandma started giggling at a family bbq and when I asked what's funny she said... Everyone here is alive because I got laid .
- My great grandma couldn't stop giggling at our large family barbecue... I asked her what she found so funny?
"Everyone here is alive, because I got laid." she said. - Son of a god 8yr old Jesus at dinner party: Can I have wine?
Mom: No you only get water.
Jesus: (Giggling) OK. - Warning Dad Joke: Son just asked me: "Dad, do you like almonds?" Me: "I don't like all-monds, but I do like some monds".
Went right over his head while I giggled furiously. - Why did the kangaroo cross the road? It was hopping mad!
*My 5 year old niece made this up. I don't get it. She's been repeating it and giggling the whole day. I have to pretend to understand it.* - Where does a penguin keep his money? In a snow bank!
(disclaimer: saw this on the display of a local bank and I giggled).
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Giggles One Liners
Which giggles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with giggles? I can suggest the ones about laugh and smirks.
- What do you call it when you giggle while you're drawing ? A snicker-doodle!
- Why is He the symbol for helium? Because it makes you giggle.^(HeHeHe)
- A church sign says "Come Honor Faith"... Mike Tyson starts giggling.
- What does Optmius Prime's giggling sound like? Like a vehicular man's laughter.
- NASA sends probe to Uranus people everywhere giggle
- I asked Alexa if she worked for the CIA. She giggled
- Turn my frown upside down Please make me giggle
- I replaced my transmission in my car the other day... I did it for shifts and giggles.
- Why did the comedian become a geologist? For schist and giggles
- The last bag in a roll of trash bags always gives me the giggles.
- Why did Johnny open a comedy club for dogs? For Shih Tzu giggles.
- I know how to make you giggle, Bon mot
- Why did the clown started his soccer career? For kicks and giggles.
- Google "1972 Best Recording for Children." Tell me you didn't giggle...
- I bought a clown themed toilet For s**... and giggles
Comical Giggles Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about giggles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gasps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make giggles pranks.
The whole family are having breakfast together when…
The young Grandson looks over at his 18 year old newlywed wife and asks her, "Will you pass the honey, honey?" She giggles and passes the honey.
His father, not to be outdone, looks over to his beautiful wife and asks, "Will you pass the sugar, sugar?" She laughs, "Your still a charmer," and passes the sugar.
The Grandfather looks up, makes eye contact with his wife of 55 years and asks, "Will you pass the tea... bag?"
Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?
At a fancy dinner party, a man turns to a woman and suddenly says:
- Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?
The woman giggles.
- Of course I would!
- How about doing it for fifteen dollars?
The woman looks disgusted.
- Why, what kind of woman do you think I am?
- That's already been established. Now we're just haggling about the price.
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A husband and wife celebrate their 30th anniversary
That night, the wife comes out of the bathroom n**... and starts playing with her n**....
"What did you think the first time you saw these 30 years ago?"
"I wanna to s**... them dry," he says.
She crawls onto the bed, "What did you think when you saw all this 30 years ago?"
"I wanted to screw your brains out, baby," he says with a smile.
She giggles, teasingly, "What are you thinking now?"
"I think I did a pretty good job at both."
Pete and Repeat walk across a bridge. Pete falls off, who's left?
Admittedly it works better verbally, but my dad always liked to get me with this one. Without fail it would always send 5yr old me into fits of giggles and rage.
We all were laughing
It was all laugh and giggles until we realised that the stutterer wanted a hamburger.
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Whenever I'm constipated, I always take some laughing gas.
I do it just for s**... and giggles.
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Why did I down a whole bottle of laxatives at a comedy show last night?
For s**... and giggles
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Three buttholes walk into a bar
They sit on bar-stools while their ladies enjoy a beer.
The first one says I'm so loose that I can hold in a fist easily
The second one giggles and says I'm so loose I can hold in two fists, no problem
The third one laughs.... and the bar-stool disappears
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A woman walks into a supermarket
She grabs a zucchini and two limes and goes to pay for them. As the cashier is ringing up her items he comments to her;
"I can tell you're single"
The woman giggles and asks coyly
"Oh what gave that away"
The cashier replies
"Because you're fat"
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My local Chipotle is organizing a stand-up comedy night
I'm going for s**... and giggles
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I put some laxatives in the spacecake
For s**... and giggles
What is a traitor?
A tray shaped dinosaur.
Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
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Old Farts Football
One night, an elderly couple lies in bed when all of a sudden the wife farts. She giggles and says "touchdown, 7 to nothing". The husband was startled by this, but not wanting to lose he tried as hard as he could to f**... and tie the game. He tried so hard, that he sharted. The wife questioned what the odd noise was, and the husband replied "after a quick first half, the second half is starting so we better switch sides".
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True story, my younger son called my older son "s**..."...
wife: "We don't call people the 's-word' in this house!"
me: "Yes. Don't call people s**...'. That's r€tarded."
wife: \*stink eye\*
son: \*helpless giggles despite determination not to laugh at anything Dad says\*
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What do Iron Man's giggles sound like when he's s**... on a helium balloon?
He fe he fe he fe.
In heaven Mother Theresa is complaining to god that Princes Diana's halo is bigger than hers...
God giggles... That's not a halo, that's a steering wheel.
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Why'd the guy use the j**... Seinfeld themed e**...?
For sh*ts and giggles
A beautiful woman asked me if the carpet matched the drapes.
I told her there was no carpet. . . just hard wood.
That's a real dream I had last night. I woke up with more giggles than I should have.
I Have Money For Days!
A man goes to his bank to withdraw some money. He sees there is a new, smoking hot teller. He thinks 'I'll ask her out on a date'. He proceeds to walk up to her and starts to talk to her.
Hey beautiful.
*giggles* Well hello sir! What can I do for you today?
I'd like to withdraw some money for a date tonight.
She checks his account information. Well, who happens to be the lucky lady?
I was hoping it would be you?
She giggles again and says I don't think so, sir.
Why not? I have money for days!
Three days, if we're being exact.
