Giggles Jokes
37 giggles jokes and hilarious giggles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about giggles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh till you cry with this collection of the ultimate giggles jokes. From chuckle-worthy puns to giggle-worthy zingers, you'll be sure to have a smile on your face and a funny story to ask!
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Funniest Giggles Short Jokes
Short giggles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The giggles humour may include short giggling jokes also.
- Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
- My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, "You're being charged with being good in bed..." After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.
- I went to a bar last night and I saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said "Wow, great legs."
She giggled and said "Really?"
I said "Yea, most tables would've collapsed by now." - First day on the job as a drugdealer *giggles*
"We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?
*gets stabbed* - What do you call a sexist Masseuse? A Massaginist!
It's an awful joke I came up with last night and couldn't stop giggling thinking about it. - *First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* "coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"
*gets stabbed* - For years, I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden and when I asked her about it, she just giggled and shrugged... The plot thickens...
- What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom...
My 7yo told me I had to post this. Enjoy the giggle! - My great grandma started giggling at a family bbq and when I asked what's funny she said... Everyone here is alive because I got laid .
- My great grandma couldn't stop giggling at our large family barbecue... I asked her what she found so funny?
"Everyone here is alive, because I got laid." she said.
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Giggles One Liners
Which giggles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with giggles? I can suggest the ones about giggled and chuckle.
- What do you call it when you giggle while you're drawing ? A snicker-doodle!
- Why is He the symbol for helium? Because it makes you giggle.^(HeHeHe)
- A church sign says "Come Honor Faith"... Mike Tyson starts giggling.
- What does Optmius Prime's giggling sound like? Like a vehicular man's laughter.
- NASA sends probe to Uranus people everywhere giggle
- What do you call a herd of giggling cows? Laughing stock.
- How do you make a squid giggle 10 giggles? You give him 10 tickles (tentacles)
- NASA sends out a probe to Uranus Geeks around the world giggle.
- I asked Alexa if she worked for the CIA. She giggled
- Turn my frown upside down Please make me giggle
- I replaced my transmission in my car the other day... I did it for shifts and giggles.
- Why did the comedian become a geologist? For schist and giggles
- The last bag in a roll of trash bags always gives me the giggles.
- Why did Johnny open a comedy club for dogs? For Shih Tzu giggles.
- I know how to make you giggle, Bon mot
Comical Giggles Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about giggles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make giggles pranks.
The whole family are having breakfast together when…
The young Grandson looks over at his 18 year old newlywed wife and asks her, "Will you pass the honey, honey?" She giggles and passes the honey.
His father, not to be outdone, looks over to his beautiful wife and asks, "Will you pass the sugar, sugar?" She laughs, "Your still a charmer," and passes the sugar.
The Grandfather looks up, makes eye contact with his wife of 55 years and asks, "Will you pass the tea... bag?"
Blonde walks into a...
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."
A fly feels a bug on its back
"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?", it asks
"I *mite* be", giggles the mite
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard", groans the fly
"What do you expect?", says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly"
Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?
At a fancy dinner party, a man turns to a woman and suddenly says:
- Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?
The woman giggles.
- Of course I would!
- How about doing it for fifteen dollars?
The woman looks disgusted.
- Why, what kind of woman do you think I am?
- That's already been established. Now we're just haggling about the price.
A husband and wife celebrate their 30th anniversary
That night, the wife comes out of the bathroom n**... and starts playing with her n**....
"What did you think the first time you saw these 30 years ago?"
"I wanna to s**... them dry," he says.
She crawls onto the bed, "What did you think when you saw all this 30 years ago?"
"I wanted to screw your brains out, baby," he says with a smile.
She giggles, teasingly, "What are you thinking now?"
"I think I did a pretty good job at both."
100 Nuns
100 nuns are meeting with the priest.
Sisters I must confess, I have had s**... s**... relations with a woman.
99 nuns gasp one nun in the back giggles.
It is Okay, I used a c**....
99 nuns gasp one in back giggles.
The c**... had a hole in it.
99 nuns giggle, one in the back gasps.
The Mother Superior assembles all the nuns
"This morning," she announces, "the gardener found a c**... in the rhododendron bushes!"
Ninety-nine nuns gasp in horror, one giggles "Tee-hee!"
"And it had been used!" the Mother Superior adds.
Ninety-nine nuns gasp in horror, one giggles "Tee-hee!"
"...And there was a hole in it!" says the Mother Superior.
Ninety-nine nuns giggle "Tee-hee!", one gasps in horror.
Three generations were having brunch together
The grandson looks over at his newlywed wife and asks her, "Will you pass the honey, honey?" She giggles and passes the honey.
The father, not to be outdone, looks over to his wife and asks, "Will you pass the sugar, sugar?" She laughs, "You old charmer," and passes the sugar.
The Grandfather looks up, makes eye contact with his wife of 55 years and asks, "Will you pass the tea... bag?"
Pete and Repeat walk across a bridge. Pete falls off, who's left?
Admittedly it works better verbally, but my dad always liked to get me with this one. Without fail it would always send 5yr old me into fits of giggles and rage.
Two men are hunting together in a tree stand.
One leans over to his friend and says
"Hey I can see your house from up here! I can see through the window, it looks like your wife is cheating on you with some guy."
The husband in disbelief says to the other,
"Well if you can, shoot her in the head and him in the nuts. That'll teach them a lesson."
His buddy giggles as he raises his gun and says, "I can get that in one shot!"
Blonde Joke!
Blonde walks into a dry cleaner with her sweater and asks the clerk how much it would cost to get the stain out. The clerk didn't hear her turns to her and says come again? The blonde giggles and says no it's just mustard this time
We all were laughing
It was all laugh and giggles until we realised that the stutterer wanted a hamburger.
Whenever I'm constipated, I always take some laughing gas.
I do it just for s**... and giggles.
Why did I down a whole bottle of laxatives at a comedy show last night?
For s**... and giggles
I bought a clown themed toilet
For s**... and giggles
Three buttholes walk into a bar
They sit on bar-stools while their ladies enjoy a beer.
The first one says I'm so loose that I can hold in a fist easily
The second one giggles and says I'm so loose I can hold in two fists, no problem
The third one laughs.... and the bar-stool disappears
A woman walks into a supermarket
She grabs a zucchini and two limes and goes to pay for them. As the cashier is ringing up her items he comments to her;
"I can tell you're single"
The woman giggles and asks coyly
"Oh what gave that away"
The cashier replies
"Because you're fat"
My local Chipotle is organizing a stand-up comedy night
I'm going for s**... and giggles
I put some laxatives in the spacecake
For s**... and giggles
What is a traitor?
A tray shaped dinosaur.
Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
