Giggled Jokes
48 giggled jokes and hilarious giggled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about giggled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short giggled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The giggled humour may include short giggling jokes also.
- Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
- My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, "You're being charged with being good in bed..." After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.
- I went to a bar last night and I saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said "Wow, great legs."
She giggled and said "Really?"
I said "Yea, most tables would've collapsed by now." - First day on the job as a drugdealer *giggles*
"We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?
*gets stabbed* - What do you call a sexist Masseuse? A Massaginist!
It's an awful joke I came up with last night and couldn't stop giggling thinking about it. - *First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* "coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"
*gets stabbed* - For years, I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden and when I asked her about it, she just giggled and shrugged... The plot thickens...
- What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom...
My 7yo told me I had to post this. Enjoy the giggle! - My great grandma started giggling at a family bbq and when I asked what's funny she said... Everyone here is alive because I got laid .
- My great grandma couldn't stop giggling at our large family barbecue... I asked her what she found so funny?
"Everyone here is alive, because I got laid." she said.
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Giggled One Liners
Which giggled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with giggled? I can suggest the ones about giggles and laughed so hard.
- What do you call it when you giggle while you're drawing ? A snicker-doodle!
- Why is He the symbol for helium? Because it makes you giggle.^(HeHeHe)
- A church sign says "Come Honor Faith"... Mike Tyson starts giggling.
- What does Optmius Prime's giggling sound like? Like a vehicular man's laughter.
- NASA sends probe to Uranus people everywhere giggle
- What do you call a herd of giggling cows? Laughing stock.
- How do you make a squid giggle 10 giggles? You give him 10 tickles (tentacles)
- NASA sends out a probe to Uranus Geeks around the world giggle.
- I asked Alexa if she worked for the CIA. She giggled
- Turn my frown upside down Please make me giggle
- I replaced my transmission in my car the other day... I did it for shifts and giggles.
- Why did the comedian become a geologist? For schist and giggles
- The last bag in a roll of trash bags always gives me the giggles.
- Why did Johnny open a comedy club for dogs? For Shih Tzu giggles.
- I know how to make you giggle, Bon mot
Happy Giggled Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about giggled you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chuckle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make giggled pranks.
The first time I had s**..., it was in my parent's bedroom. My girlfriend giggled nervously and moaned, This is a bit awkward.
I grunted, Just ignore them.
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
After my wife had given birth to our baby, the nurse asked me, "Do you have a name yet?" I said, "Yes. Steve." She giggled, "Awww! That's a lovely name!" I replied, "Thanks."
"But what do you think we should call the baby?"
Arrested for being too good in bed!
My girlfriend dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled "I'm arresting you for being too good in bed"
After two minutes she said she was dropping the charges due to lack of evidence.
Are you a v**...?
Joe had a blind date with Maria for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.
After some really passionate embracing, he said: "Tell me, do you object to making love?"
"That is something I have never done before," Maria replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a v**...?" Joe was amazed!
"No, silly," she giggled, "I've never objected!"
I went to a pub last night and saw a fat girl dancing on a table...
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Hey, bug on my back, asked a fly. Are you a mite?
I mite be, giggled the mite.
The fly groaned. That's the worst joke I've ever heard!
Well, what did you expect? said the mite. I came up with it on the fly.
I asked my five year old daughter what she wanted for her birthday and she giggled, "I want unicorns, rainbow and fairies!"
Ok, l**... it is!
A blonde walks into a drycleaners
and says 'good morning' to the elderly attendant and hands him a blouse. The man didn't hear too well and asked, "Come again"?
The blonde turned red and giggled. "No, just mayonnaise this time."
Good one from my dad: "I can cut wood by just looking at it"
Came up during a conversation about having a bonfire
Dad "Here's something you might not have known about me, I can cut wood by just looking at it"
Me, fully expecting a dad joke: "I don't believe you but would you care to elaborate"
Dad: "It's true! I saw it with my own eyes"
He giggled to himself for about 10 minutes after that one.
As I went to reach for the largest cucumber....
As I went to reach for the largest cucumber in the supermarket a woman also went to grab it.
"Oh yeah, I bet I know why you want the biggest one," I winked.
"You've got me," she giggled, "do you fancy coming back to mine and watching?"
"No thanks," I replied, "I've got better things to do with my time than stand watching a woman make sandwiches."
A Guy Proposing To His GF...
She interrupted him and said: but I have one flaw you should be aware of: I f**... alot! Like a lot!
He giggled and said it's alright I have a problem with my nose too, I can't smell that well.
After three days of them living together ,
The guy is opening the windows of the apartment,
And the wife is crying and shouting YOU LIED TO ME, YOU CAN SMELL!,
The guy responded: no I didn't but it is getting hard to walk around here! my eyes are burning!
Life's been a bit weird lately.
A while back I showed up late to a dinner at my hot lesbian neighbours. They forgave me, and eventually we got chatting about my birthday. They asked me what I wanted for it. Answer was pretty obvious, I told them I wanted a watch. They giggled a bit, and eventually agreed.
I think they were just teasing me though, its been a week since my birthday and I still can't tell the time.
Seen two girls have s**... though.
I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me...
I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me.
"Fancy buying me a drink?" She said,
"Sure," I replied. "If you let me choose."
"Okay," she grinned. "But how will you know what I want?"
"Well, it's kind of a talent," I smiled. "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best."
"Okay," she giggled. "You can choose for me."
So I turned to the barman and said, "Diet coke, mate."
Warning Dad Joke: Son just asked me: "Dad, do you like almonds?"
Me: "I don't like all-monds, but I do like some monds".
Went right over his head while I giggled furiously.
Why is he called Lord Vader?
Because when they called him Master Vader the stormtroopers giggled.
A girl was giving me
A girl was giving me a h**... last night.
You're really good at this, I said, what's your secret?
Years of practice, she giggled.
You've done this to loads of guys then? I asked.
No came the reply, my name used to be Derek.
Two h**... got married.
On their wedding night, the h**... groom admitted that he was a v**... and didn't really know what to do.
The h**... bride, who was much experienced, just giggled and said, "Silly, you just take that thing you play with and put it where I pee." So he got up, grabbed his banjo and threw it in the sink.
Where does a penguin keep his money?
In a snow bank!
(disclaimer: saw this on the display of a local bank and I giggled).
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
Tracy said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." Cathy giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." Dawn quietly sipped her whiskey until Tracy asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" Dawn frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Cathy. "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
A doctor had a man come in to see if he could figure out why the man frequently giggled for no reason.
But the man ran out of the office when the doctor said he would need to take a test tickle.
Last Night at the Club...
I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.
"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.
"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.
"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."
Was on an online dating website.
"Which do you prefer, McDonald's or Burger King?" I asked her. "And be careful, your response will determine whether I continue talking to you or not..."
"Ohhhh I'm nervous now" she giggled "But for me, it's Burger King".
"See ya later" I replied. "The correct answer would've been neither, Fatty".
Are you a boy or a girl?
A young boy and girl are sitting in a bed, the boy asks the girl: "Are you a boy or girl?"
"I don't know" she giggled.
"I can check for you if you want" he smiled.
"Okay"
He went down under the sheets and she began giggling again as he came back up.
"You're a girl!"
"How do you know?"
"You're wearing pink socks!"
Three women drinking
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "So, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
So a lady saw an army general..
So a lady saw an army general, looking quite charismatic. She instantly felt like hooking up with him. So she kissed him held his hands and took him to a room. On the way she asked him, "so tell me general when was the last time you made love to a woman?"
The general, still savoring the taste of the fine whiskey he had, replied, "around 1950". The lady giggled and said, "well I hope you are ready for an amazing night". The general replied with a smirk on his face, "sure, why not? It is only 2230"
The Daughters Names
One day, a little girl ran up to her Father.
"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!! Why did you call me Rose?"
The father smiled and picked her up on his knee.
"You see, when you were born, and we brought you home, the first thing that touched your head was a rose petal. So we decided to call you rose." The little girl smiled sweetly and giggled.
"That's sweet daddy! Thank you!" She rushes off as her sister runs up to her Father.
"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!! Why did you call me Sunflower?"
The father smiled and picked her up on his knee.
"You see, when you were born, and we brought you home, the first thing that touched your head was a sunflower seed. So we decided to call you Sunflower." The little girl smiled sweetly and giggled.
"That's sweet daddy!! Thank you!" As the little girl toddled off, her sister ran up.
"gyshYgsgdhhfocksnIAJDKF!!" The dad looked at her and said:
"Shut up, Cinder Block, and go back to your room!!"
A man was driving his family home from visiting his wife's parents in the country. After a few minutes she looked over at him and noticed he was crying.
"What's wrong, dear?" she asked.
"I was thinking about that day at the video arcade when we met," he said softly.
She smiled, "Yes, I remember that."
"You told me you were 18, but you were really 16."
She giggled, "I remember that too."
"You talked me into taking you to the drive-in that night."
She grinned. "Yes, I know."
"You didn't tell me your dad owned the drive-in, and when he caught us he said if I didn't marry you he'd make sure I went to prison for 20 years."
She laughed. "Yes, but so what? That was twenty years ago!"
He cried even harder, "I know! I'd be getting out of prison now!"
my face popped a vessel during this
I was at work today, just pricing a huge shipment of tools. This random customer comes up to me, he says Hello. I reply with a kind gesture. He then proceeds with this:
Customer "Do you know what a cougar is?"
Me "yep"
Customer "So, you know that there are two kinds?"
I giggled a bit and answered,
Me "Yes"
Customer "do you know what a tiger is?"
I figured he was implying the tiger to be like a cougar(as in an older woman seeking young men) but i wasn't sure.
Me "i don't think so, what is it?"
Customer "Its a cougar with stretch marks!"
I started to laugh pretty hard. Was so taken off guard by his answer that I dropped the manure fork on my boots.
Me "Good show! You my good man, are my favourite for today."
He smiled and I gave him a discount on all his items.
