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Popular Gigantism Short Jokes

Short gigantism jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gigantism humour may include short jokes also.

  1. If you don't know how to pronounce the "g" in "gif"... it's pronounced just like the "g" in "gigantic"
  2. What do you call a dinosaur that is large, immense, huge, collosal, gigantic, vast, enormous, titanic, massive and big? A thesaurus.
  3. Ever have a dream that you are eating a gigantic marshmallow... And wake up with your pillow missing?
  4. Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head? The mother called it a crowning achievement.
  5. What do you get when you cross BBQ'ed pork with a gigantic sea monster? Release the Kracklen!
  6. Things in the United States have been awfully unfortunate as of late It's almost as if it were built upon a gigantic native american burial ground
  7. Last night I dreamed that I ate a gigantic marshmallow and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
  8. They say "once you go black, you never go back," but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*
  9. A gigantic gas e**... in a coal mine in the next town killed thirty workers and hospitalised two hundred. But I refused to give to the support charity. After all, it was only *miner* injuries.
  10. Not a joke, The new Xbox XXL will feature a gigantic b**... ! A massive power supply making possible to game from 0 to 60 fps in two seconds and of course 5G wireless charging

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Gigantism One Liners

Which gigantism one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gigantism? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade? They had a gigantic Banner!
  2. Dont know how to say the word GIF? Just prounounce the G how its pronounced in gigantic
  3. What do you call a gigantic pile of kittens? A meown-tain
  4. What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
    Nothing, you just run away.
  5. You should pronounce "gif" like the g in gigantic... Or the "g" in "gullible".

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about gigantism can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of gigantism puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Gigantism Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about gigantism you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make gigantism prank.

Two brothers live together, and one of them makes tennis equipment for people with gigantism.

Late one night, he is up, hard at work, when his brother knocks on the door. He gets up from his desk, and answers the door.
"What do you want?" he asks.
His brother responds: "Hey, I'm trying to sleep. Can you stop making a huge racket?"

The older man and his problems

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform s**.... He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies: "When your partner can take no more s**... and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down. But be warned: The pork swordsman will not rise again for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves, and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed,cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asks: "What did you say '123' for?"

Jon was excited about his new rifle..

... and wanted to try it out, so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder and he turned round to see a larger black bear. The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or we have s**...." Jon decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Jon soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, found the black bear, and shot it. Immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a big brown bear stood right next to him. The brown bear said, "That was a huge mistake, Jon. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough s**...." Again, Jon thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it was several months before Jon finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the brown bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a gigantic grizzly bear standing there. The grizzly bear said "Admit it, Jon, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?" 

A teacher was teaching her class about whales.

She said that it was physically impossible for a whale to s**... a human being as even though it was a gigantic animal, its stomach was very small. A little girl put up her hand and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher insisted that a whale couldn't possibly s**... a human. The little girl said, When I get to Heaven, I'll ask Jonah.
The teacher replied, What if Jonah went to h**...?
The girl said: Then you ask him.

I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank.

I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.
It was then that my worst fears were realized, that I was trapped on a dessert Island.

So you've all heard about the neutron that walks into a bar, but what about...

A neutrino walks into a Mexican Restaurant. He orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The bartender comes up to his table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce and asks:
"So how much salsa do you want, amigo?"
The neutrino answers:
"NO MASS! NO MASS!"

Look! Magic!

One day, an explorer was captured by native warriors and taken to their chieftain, a gigantic man with teeth filed to dagger-like points. Desperately, the explorer tried to think of a way to save him self. He pulled out his cigarette lighter, held it in front of the chief's face and lit it, exclaiming, "Look! Magic!"
The chief's eyes were huge in astonishment. "It certainly must be magic," he said. "I have never seen a lighter light on the first try!"

Why did God decide to imprison everything that exists inside a gigantic fist that could only be opened with the punchline to this joke.

I could tell you the answer, but then things would get out of hand.

The queen on a carriage with the German president

The German president, Mr. Gauk was visiting the queen. He gets the honor of a nice ride in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly, one horse releases a gigantic f**.... The queen looks embarrassed and sais "oh, I'm sorry". Gauk: "No problem. I thought it was the horse anyway."

A man and a woman go out for dinner. They have a great time and decide to go back to her apartment.

Since this is his first time in the apartment, the woman decides to give him a tour. They go throughout the apartment and the tour ends in the bedroom. When in the bedroom the man notices that there are 3 shelves filled with stuffed animals on the wall. The top shelf has itty bitty animals. The middle shelf has normal sized teddy bears and the bottom shelf has gigantic stuffed animals. One thing leads to another and they end up having s**....
After they finish the man rolls over to look at her.
How was it? He asks.
She thinks for a second and reply's, Go take a teddy bear from the middle shelf

An elderly man is having difficulty keeping up with his wife any more

so he goes to see the doctor and is gone for most of the day.
When he gets home, he arrives in a chauffered Cadillac, and is resplendently turned out in pinstripe trousers, waistcoat, frock coat, top hat and spats. He has a gold pocket watch in the waistcoat, a gigantic cigar, and an ebony walking stick topped with a silver ram's head almost the size of a real one.
His wife takes one look at him and says, "Wilbur, for the land's sake, what have you got on?"
And he replies, "Marge, honey, the doctor told me I was impo'tant. And if I'm impo'tant, then I'm surely gonna look impo'tant!"

Yesterday while working I saw a gigantic f**... precession...

There were two hearses, followed by a man walking a dog, followed by hundreds of men.
I take a break from work and say to the man walking the dog " excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but do you mind telling me what happened?"
The man replies:
"A couple of weeks ago I bought this dog for my wife. Last week it turned on her and killed her. During the attack my mother in law tried to pull the dog off of her daughter and ended up dying as well"
I say : " sir can I borrow you dog?"
He replies : "Get in line "

One Wish

A man was walking along the beach when he found an old bottle buried in the sand. He picked it up and cleaned it with his sleeve. Whereupon a genie appeared and offered him one wish.
"Well my family lives in Australia. It would be great if there was a bridge between here and Australia so I could drive and visit them."
"What!" cried the genie. "Have you any idea what building such a bridge would involve? The gigantic pillars all the way to the sea bed? The hundreds of gas stations to be supplied? The chaos to the shipping lanes? Are you sure there isn't anything else you'd like?"
The man thought for a moment. "Y'know, I've never had much luck in my relationships. Could you give me a complete understanding of women?"
The genie replied, "Was it four lanes you wanted or six?"

The man with a giant orange head

A man is walking down his usual route to work when he sees an old friend walking out of his house. The friend looks in great shape but there's something different about him... He has a giant orange head.
The man stops his old friend and they exchange the usual formalities:
"Hey man, its been ages! I've gotta ask though... What happened to your head."
The friend pauses and begins to tell you his story:
"So I found this lamp and I rubbed it and a genie came out and said I have 3 wishes. I asked for all the money I could fathom."
he shows you his tailored 3 piece suit and the gigantic brown house a block down and says: "that's my house, and then I asked for a beautiful wife."
He points to the house again as the most beautiful woman walks down the steps and says: "that's my wife."
Then he paused and pursed his lips a little.
"Here's where I think I went wrong..." he said, "I asked for a giant orange head"

An argentinean and a Brazilian get lost in the desert...

They proceed to find a lamp. The argentinean rubs the lamp and a genie comes out. Seeing as the two are lost, he decides to give one wish to each of the men.
First, the argentinean man says his wish:
"I wish that there was a wall on the borders of my country, so big and strong that no one would be able to invade it!"
The genie grants his wish, and a gigantic wall appears on the borders of Argentina.
Then the brazilian man goes to say his wish, but before he asks a question:
"Is the wall really strong and big?"
"Yes" the genie answers.
"Then fill it with water" the brazilian man says.

The Wasp

There once was a wasp, he wasn't very happy with his life in the hive. One day he decided to go back to high school. After his senior year he graduated with flying colours, a 4.0 GPA, honours with distinction and 4 scholarships. After high school he applies to Harvard. Of course, he gets accepted and breezes through, finishing with 5 phDs. He then decides he wants to go into politics. He starts out municipally and then onto state government, until he finally decides to run for President of the United States. He wins in a landslide, he was so popular that it was rumoured the opposition even voted for him. After his 8 years in office (yes, he got reelected) he remembers all the other wasps he left behind in the hive. He goes back to visit them. He sees his mother, his father, his auntie, his uncle, his brothers, his sisters, his cousins, and his one in-bred half brother on his dads side. When he is there he gets thirsty, he goes to the watering hole but there is a gigantic line, he estimates that it would take him 3 days to get a drink. "No point in waiting that long." He said. Then he made his way to the cider, but there is an even longer line there. Suddenly, he remembers that almost no one drinks punch in his hive. He makes his way over to the punch bowl, and guess what? There is no punchline.

o**... Bin Laden's afterlife...

After he was killed by Seal Team Six, o**... Bin Laden immediately found himself in a large room filled with fat middle aged men wearing strange costumes.
As he looked around he saw a gigantic sign that said "Welcome fellow Trekies."
Confused by his surroundings, o**... wanted to get out of the room, only to face Muhhammed himself, blocking the door.
"This is not the paradise I was promised in the Quoran."
"Yes it is...where did you expect I'd find you 72 virgins?"

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