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Funniest Gigantic Short Jokes

Short gigantic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gigantic humour may include short giant jokes also.

  1. If you don't know how to pronounce the "g" in "gif"... it's pronounced just like the "g" in "gigantic"
  2. What do you call a dinosaur that is large, immense, huge, collosal, gigantic, vast, enormous, titanic, massive and big? A thesaurus.
  3. Ever have a dream that you are eating a gigantic marshmallow... And wake up with your pillow missing?
  4. Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head? The mother called it a crowning achievement.
  5. What do you get when you cross BBQ'ed pork with a gigantic sea monster? Release the Kracklen!
  6. Things in the United States have been awfully unfortunate as of late It's almost as if it were built upon a gigantic native american burial ground
  7. Last night I dreamed that I ate a gigantic marshmallow and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
  8. They say "once you go black, you never go back," but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*
  9. A gigantic gas e**... in a coal mine in the next town killed thirty workers and hospitalised two hundred. But I refused to give to the support charity. After all, it was only *miner* injuries.
  10. Not a joke, The new Xbox XXL will feature a gigantic b**... ! A massive power supply making possible to game from 0 to 60 fps in two seconds and of course 5G wireless charging

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Gigantic One Liners

Which gigantic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gigantic? I can suggest the ones about enormous and massive.

  1. Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade? They had a gigantic Banner!
  2. Dont know how to say the word GIF? Just prounounce the G how its pronounced in gigantic
  3. What do you call a gigantic pile of kittens? A meown-tain
  4. What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
    Nothing, you just run away.
  5. You should pronounce "gif" like the g in gigantic... Or the "g" in "gullible".

Gigantic joke, You should pronounce "gif" like the g in gigantic...

Cheerful Fun Gigantic Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about gigantic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jumbo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gigantic pranks.

Two brothers live together, and one of them makes tennis equipment for people with gigantism.

Late one night, he is up, hard at work, when his brother knocks on the door. He gets up from his desk, and answers the door.
"What do you want?" he asks.
His brother responds: "Hey, I'm trying to sleep. Can you stop making a huge racket?"

The older man and his problems

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform s**.... He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies: "When your partner can take no more s**... and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down. But be warned: The pork swordsman will not rise again for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves, and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed,cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asks: "What did you say '123' for?"

Jon was excited about his new rifle..

... and wanted to try it out, so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder and he turned round to see a larger black bear. The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or we have s**...." Jon decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Jon soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, found the black bear, and shot it. Immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a big brown bear stood right next to him. The brown bear said, "That was a huge mistake, Jon. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough s**...." Again, Jon thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it was several months before Jon finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the brown bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a gigantic grizzly bear standing there. The grizzly bear said "Admit it, Jon, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?" 

A teacher was teaching her class about whales.

She said that it was physically impossible for a whale to s**... a human being as even though it was a gigantic animal, its stomach was very small. A little girl put up her hand and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher insisted that a whale couldn't possibly s**... a human. The little girl said, When I get to Heaven, I'll ask Jonah.
The teacher replied, What if Jonah went to h**...?
The girl said: Then you ask him.

I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank.

I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.
It was then that my worst fears were realized, that I was trapped on a dessert Island.

So you've all heard about the neutron that walks into a bar, but what about...

A neutrino walks into a Mexican Restaurant. He orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The bartender comes up to his table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce and asks:
"So how much salsa do you want, amigo?"
The neutrino answers:
"NO MASS! NO MASS!"

Look! Magic!

One day, an explorer was captured by native warriors and taken to their chieftain, a gigantic man with teeth filed to dagger-like points. Desperately, the explorer tried to think of a way to save him self. He pulled out his cigarette lighter, held it in front of the chief's face and lit it, exclaiming, "Look! Magic!"
The chief's eyes were huge in astonishment. "It certainly must be magic," he said. "I have never seen a lighter light on the first try!"

Why did God decide to imprison everything that exists inside a gigantic fist that could only be opened with the punchline to this joke.

I could tell you the answer, but then things would get out of hand.

Gigantic joke, Dont know how to say the word GIF?