Gifted Jokes
58 gifted jokes and hilarious gifted puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gifted that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover creative and beautiful diamonds of laughter in this collection of gifted jokes. Laugh along as we explore the unique and talented jokes of the world, providing you with a wealth of humor to enjoy.
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Funniest Gifted Short Jokes
Short gifted jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gifted humour may include short talented jokes also.
- A father in iraq gifted his daughter a new bag. The girl replied, "Thanks for the Baghdad"
- My boyfriend doesn't know me at all, he keeps giving me birds as gifts, and I don't understand it. Should we break up?
- Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post) - I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it.
- I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday I know its not the greatest gift, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
- TIL that I was born exactly 9 months after my Dad's 32nd birthday... and my mom gives awful birthday gifts.
- Wife: I am going to London for 5 days, what should I get you on my way back? Husband: A cute British girl.
\*wife returns from London\*
Husband: Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait nine months. - My friend went on holiday to Havana... ...and asked me what gift I would like him to get for me. I said get me "something Cuban", but he got me a Che Guevara t shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar. - Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents. - I dressed up as a gifted kid for Halloween. When my neighbors asked what I was supposed to be, I sadly replied, "I was supposed to be a lot of things..."
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Gifted One Liners
Which gifted one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gifted? I can suggest the ones about endowed and gifts.
- Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old crying? They were having a mid-life crisis.
- Mom, why am I getting christmas gifts in July? Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.
- What do you call a politician with half a brain? Gifted.
- My biggest talent is that, I can always tell what's in a wrapped box it's a gift.
- Wife: "You always get the worst anniversary gifts." Husband: "You didn't say over. Over."
- I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!
- A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a handbag She said thanks for the baghdad
- Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks
- What's the worst type of tree to give as a wedding gift? An adult tree
- My grandfather died at auschwitz He had a heart attack after he saw the gift shop prices.
- The best gift I ever received was a broken drum you can't beat that.
- Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player. He was big in the minors.
- Want to know why I like space heaters? "They make great housewarming gifts"
- Kids may be a gift..... But I like playing with the box it came in.
- Why did Jim buy his friend a space heater? It was a housewarming gift!
Gifted And Talented Jokes
Here is a list of funny gifted and talented jokes and even better gifted and talented puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My biggest talent is always being able to tell what's in a wrapped present It's a gift.
- Have you heard about Ted? The guy with a talent for animated internet pictures? He's gifted
- God's Gift Difference between talent and god's gift:
A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.
A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is god's gift. - I have a wierd talent where i can identify what's inside a wrapped present Its a Gift!
Witty Gifted Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about gifted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skilled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gifted pranks.
B'dum tsss
A collection of jokes I have found over the years about drummers.
**NOTE:** Before you get offended, I AM A DRUMMER. I FIND THESE FUNNY TOO.
1. What do you call a drummer in a suit? The defendant
2. How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up
3. What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted
4. What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality
5. Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither
6. What did the drummer say to the band leader? "Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"
7. How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five: One to screw it in, four to say that Neil Peart could've done it better
8. Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So that they can use the handicapped parking space
9. How do you get a drummer off your porch? Give him the money for the pizza
10. What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer
Anyone got any more?
Two Heads
God gifted man with two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?
Gifted.
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and then his wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
It was part of the deal
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted
What do you call a Hufflepuff with a brain cell?
Gifted.
What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
Women's day
Men will be men..
Wife gifted her husband chocolates on chocolate day, roses on rose day...
Husband seriously had high expectations for Women's day today.....
This doctor is so lucky
An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
gifted him a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty the professor said: Thank god I am not a gynecologist.
Little Timmy wasn't the most gifted student in the class.
One day his teacher asked him to write a paragraph using the following words:
Defense
Defeat
Detail
This is what Timmy wrote -- The horse jumped over defense. First defeat. Then detail.
Husband on second day of marriage...
...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.
She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said
' same feeling '
What did the rapper, The Game, say when 50 cent gifted him a sweater?
Gee, you knit?
What's the difference between gifted children and politicians?
One's a group of cunning runts...
Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"
I didn't notice that the bike my friend gifted me didn't have pedals.
I knew something was missing, but I just couldn't put my foot on it.
My girlfriend gifted me the entire Beatles back catalogue on tape.
I'm cassette for life.
What do you call arachnids gifted in espionage?
Spyders
Iraqi dad gives his daughter a gift.
An Iraqi Father gifted his daughter a new bag. His daughter replies with, "Thank you for the baghdad."
My friend is really good at wrapping presents
…you could say he's gifted
My lesbian neighbours gifted me a Rolex today!
I don't think they understood when I said I wanna watch.
For my birthday, I got gifted a sticky deck of cards.
I'm having a hard time dealing with it.
A good deal...
Guy 1: I wish my wife stops talking for at least a few min.
Guy 2: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace and she didn't speak to be for 6 months.
Guy 1: What? How? Was it fake?
Guy 2: No. That was our deal !
The diamond necklace
During the breakfast in her birthday, a woman told her husband:
— Honey, last night I had a dream where you gifted me a diamond necklace. I wonder what that means…
— Oh, perhaps you'll find out tonight! — the man replied.
Later that evening, the husband arrived from work with a small package. He gave it to the woman. She unwrapped it very excited, and inside she found a book: *The Meaning of Dreams*.
As a teacher, I had several parents tell me at the beginning of the year that their child was gifted.
Now the year is almost over, I'm looking forward to regifting most of them.
I made a portrait of a depressed person and gifted it to them.
They hanged it too.
Gifted child!
My parents always said I was a gifted child. Turns out they meant someone left me on their doorstep in a box.
What Did the King say When the Queen Gifted him a Fool for his Birthday
"I've no use for one of these... But it was a nice jester"
I gifted trampoline to my son on his 7th birthday
I think he was so happy he bust into tears. He cried so hard that he fell out of his wheelchair
What do you call a blonde with one brain cell?
Gifted.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
What do you call a snake who walks into a bar?
Gifted
My mom gifted me with some home made cookies.. i threw them away
I really dont want them go to waist.. i'm pretty fat already
I just finished the book my friend gifted me on herd mentality.
But I haven't read the reviews yet so I don't know if I like it.
I'm working on a show that focuses on the life of a gifted airplane captain.
Producers said that if I wanted to be successful, I'd need an excellent pilot.
